Entertainment & Music - 7 November 2007

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

2007-11-07 23:49:39 · 19 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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will you please help me try to make up some new cool words ?

just make up a new word to use and give it a meaning .

2007-11-07 23:49:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What do you find harder to deal with ?

1) Family disagreements, which to me are harder or never solved ??
2) Friendship disagreements, which can sometimes be dealt with over a cup of coffee ???

2007-11-07 23:48:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what time you feel really lonely....?

2007-11-07 23:48:41 · 20 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

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why it si so hard to forget your first love????

how did you do it?

need some tips

2007-11-07 23:47:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why does my Grandpa Fred watch my mommy when shes in the shower?

2007-11-07 23:47:30 · 9 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Polls & Surveys

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what is the BEST compliment someone has given you?

2007-11-07 23:46:55 · 24 answers · asked by Didy 4 in Polls & Surveys

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what kind of DVD　do you like?

please go to this website, www.DDVVDD.net to find out what DVD　Ｂoxsets do you like?

2007-11-07 23:45:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Unusual Delivery?

The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items.

I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat. I hadn't considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained, "I'm delivering him to my doctor's office."

The other driver leaned out of his window. "I hate to tell you, lady," he said, "but I think it's too late!"

2007-11-07 23:45:30 · 16 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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What month is the mosth popular month to be born in?

2007-11-07 23:45:10 · 24 answers · asked by Babe 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Name a place you will never visit again?

2007-11-07 23:44:51 · 22 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

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whats so unfair about life.....?

2007-11-07 23:43:18 · 27 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Is there anyone u r missing this festive season??

I hope this Diwali brightens ur life..

Happy Diwali!!

Thanks for answering :))

2007-11-07 23:41:52 · 14 answers · asked by GodLuvsU:)) 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What do you prefer - Quality Street, Roses, Celebrations or other?

Then which one is your favourite sweet out of your choice?

2007-11-07 23:41:49 · 26 answers · asked by talktoomuch 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Hello all you wonderful people, how are you doing today? Care to do me a little favour?

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2007-11-07 23:41:46 · 20 answers · asked by Ĕrotic Ńightmare 5 in Polls & Surveys