One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
2007-11-07 23:49:39 · 19 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent and another *
2007-11-08 00:43:32 · answer #1 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good 1
2007-11-08 00:10:36 · answer #2 · answered by .... 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nice one
2007-11-08 00:20:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
everyone (except some in law enforcement) love the clever cop comeback jokes....cause everyones gotten an unfair ticket, or accusation... at least once...have they......(sulking deep into paranoia...NYUK NYUK
2007-11-08 00:01:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i have a pair of sperrys and i love them. they match with alot of things.
2016-04-03 01:43:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think thats a good way to meet a girl. and i like that kind of personality that CAN be quick witted, though not show it all the time.
2007-11-07 23:53:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Another oldie, but goodie.
2007-11-08 00:00:57 · answer #7 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha nice
2007-11-08 00:36:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lovely.
I hope it was a true story !
2007-11-07 23:55:58 · answer #9 · answered by Debi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2007-11-08 03:49:28 · answer #10 · answered by QuestionQueen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋