A Texan went to Chicago, where he thought he would buy a new "city"
outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and, when asked by a sweet young
woman if she could help him, he answered, "Yes, ma'am. Ya see, I'm
from Texas, and I want to buy a complete city outfit."
Her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where would you like to start?"
"Well, ma'am, how about a suit?"
"Yes, sir. What size?"
"Size 53 tall, ma'am."
"Wow, that's really big."
"Yes, ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."
"What's next?" she asked.
He replied, "How about some shoes?"
"What size?"
"Size 15 double D."
"Wow, that's really big!"
"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."
"What's next?"
"Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt."
"Yes, sir. What size?"
"Nineteen and a half neck, size 38," he replied.
"Wow, that's really big!"
"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."
"Will there be anything else?" she asked.
"Yes, ma'am. I spect I'll need a hat."
"Yes, sir. What size?"
"Eight and five-eighths."
"Wow, that's really big!"
"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."
The woman virtually glowed as she asked, "Is there anything else I can
do for you?"
"No, ma'am , I reckon that will be all."
As the sweet young thing tallied up his bill and as the Texan counted
his money, she blushed and asked, "Sir, could I ask you a question?"
"Yes, ma'am, I already know what it is. And the answer is four
inches."
Astonished, she blurted out, "Why, my boyfriend is bigger than that!"
Without so much as a stutter, the Texan replied, "From the floor,
ma'am?"
2007-11-08 21:49:08 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
On a roll girl *
2007-11-08 21:59:09 · answer #1 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny...I am from Texas and I'll tell you its true...Things are bigger and better in Texas...My first born is 16 now and he stands at 6'1", second born is 6 but looks like he is 10!! Hows that for growing them big!!!
2016-04-03 03:28:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loving it,lol,10/10 star.
2007-11-08 22:01:03 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-08 22:12:26 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny lol
2007-11-08 22:02:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant!! new it would get round to there in the end, still had a brilliant punchline though!!!
2007-11-08 22:45:04 · answer #6 · answered by cooper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw it coming(no pun intended)
2007-11-08 22:06:43 · answer #7 · answered by B-Man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-11-09 02:16:10 · answer #8 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-08 22:56:11 · answer #9 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's an old one, but still funny
2007-11-08 21:54:09 · answer #10 · answered by Gordon S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋