One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman
became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual
manner.
He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her
back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then,
he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand
over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the other.
His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then
started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the women was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.
The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, "I found the remote!"
2007-11-08 21:32:02 · 18 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have got some answers from woman here that make me wonder lol! Any woman out there who has a husband out there like this e-mail me lol......
2007-11-08 23:30:14 · update #1
LOLOLOL!! Too funny! Wait....no it's not. Were you at my house last night????
2007-11-08 21:36:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-09 06:20:33 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like me
2007-11-09 06:01:09 · answer #3 · answered by B-Man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Typical!!!
2007-11-09 06:26:12 · answer #4 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sooooo funny! Poor wife.....
2007-11-09 05:53:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one, but its a good one! Have a great day!
2007-11-09 05:35:30 · answer #6 · answered by watsonmom3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaahaa..pity wife..his husband stop when she started to feel horny...found the remote huh?hahahhaaa..lol
2007-11-09 05:51:41 · answer #7 · answered by My name is Wish 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Do you know my husband? I think I have married a bigamist!
2007-11-09 05:38:24 · answer #8 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol,10/10,star,excellent joke.
Did you hear about the one where the husband was reading a book?..........................hahaha.That one is sooooooooo funny.
2007-11-09 05:42:33 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awhh...poor woman :)
2007-11-09 07:13:35 · answer #10 · answered by sammy jo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋