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...and there is a turd in his kitchen sink. Just let it play out, let him go through his ranting and raving, he'll eventually calm down.
Okay?

2007-11-08 22:23:44 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

28 answers

Well kids my book is almost finished, look for it in stores near you.

"1001 Reasons Why Old Bums Make Fun House Guests"

2007-11-08 23:00:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13 0

Great, just what we need.
Some pissed off Yidiot running through the streets with no trousers on and his cheese blowin' in the wind.

2007-11-08 22:49:01 · answer #2 · answered by Ancient Brick 4 · 4 0

Sounds like a Kodak moment

2007-11-08 22:27:03 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 · 3 0

Dammit Buk! He spent the night with me! That's my F**king sink! What the hell have you been eating anyway? I've never seen a yellow one before. Now get your @ss over here and clean this sh!t up!♥

2007-11-09 00:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by ♫Karen♫ 4 · 3 0

Wow, do you think he'll find out it's you? Did his pants fit you, I thought you should at least get a new pair for dropping a log THAT large! Congrats!

2007-11-08 23:17:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Did anyone take pictures? Okay I'll grab the camera...this is gonna be good! I wonder if he knows about that sharpie tatoo? I sure hope he like fairies...

2007-11-08 22:44:38 · answer #6 · answered by Leepal 5 · 4 0

Okay Buk, I'll be ready for the tantrum.

2007-11-08 22:28:19 · answer #7 · answered by Debi 4 · 2 0

Oh Buk, the constant suspensions have made you insane

2007-11-08 22:25:40 · answer #8 · answered by Callumaniac 4 · 5 0

Or would you rather he woke up with a sore butt full of lube and unknown liquid?

2007-11-09 00:45:02 · answer #9 · answered by gary36330 2 · 0 0

I'm in! Hey he may be getting up soon too, I sprinkled some cat litter from the litter box on his pillow. We can just call it an "initiation."

2007-11-08 22:32:23 · answer #10 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 10 0

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