Entertainment & Music - 28 October 2007

2007-10-28 10:37:03 · 13 answers · asked by Kitty 5 in Polls & Surveys

I think ask cuz its funner to me.

2007-10-28 10:36:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 10:35:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A Guide To Bra Removal

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Objective: To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot.

What You Need:
1. Girl with bra
2. Two functional hands
3. Common sense

Techniques:
1. "The Houdini Hug": Using sleight of hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!"
2. "MacGyver's Off The Shoulder Slide": An alternative method to use after 10 minutes of unsuccessful hugging.

Do Not Use: Scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, black magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer.

Warning: When removing a bra, do not say the following:
1. "I really want to thank you for this."
2. "D*****! I thought they were bigger."
3. "Do you have any cereal?"


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2007-10-28 10:35:18 · 12 answers · asked by Joe 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Question mark option? Because some answers could be quite confusing.

2007-10-28 10:35:03 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

After much urging by his wife, Uncle Joe applied for work on a farm. The foreman decided to give him a try and told him to milk a cow, equipping him with a stool and a bucket.

An hour later Uncle Joe returned dirty and sweaty, the bucket in one hand and the broken stool in the other.

"Extracting the milk was easy," he explained. "The worst part was getting the cow to sit on the stool!"

2007-10-28 10:35:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I only know how to walk the dog! How about you? One time I tried to walk the dog with my yo-yo and it broke when it hit the floor!

2007-10-28 10:33:56 · 8 answers · asked by Oh, it's like that? 7 in Polls & Surveys

Since they are releasing their first album in 20 years, do you think they'll go on tour?

2007-10-28 10:32:53 · 5 answers · asked by Chrissy 4 in Rock and Pop

ITS SO GROSS blah!

2007-10-28 10:32:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A blonde a redhead and a brunette are on a burning building and the firefighters are below them with a net they yell to the brunette "JUMP JUMP!" so she jumps. at the last minute the firefighters move out of the way and the brunette hits the ground and dies.Then the firefighters yell to the redhead "JUMP JUMP" She yells back down "I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND HOW CAN I TRUST YOU?" They yell back "TRUST US" so she jumps and the firefighters do the same thing.Then the firefighters yell to the blonde, "JUMP JUMP" so she yells back "I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIENDS SO I WANT YOU TO PUT THE NET DOWN ON THE GROUND AND BACK AWAY"

A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park. A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asked the blonde what she was doing and she replied,"I'm hanging myself."Your supposed to put the noose around your neck not your waist." said the onlooker. "I already tried that," replied the blonde "but I couldn't breathe"

2007-10-28 10:32:40 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-28 10:31:40 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate.

Thinking the radar was in error, he drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result. "This guy must have messed up the settings way too much," the off-duty officer thought.

A few weeks later, he received the violations in the mail - three traffic tickets: each for not wearing a seat belt!

2007-10-28 10:31:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Which would win in a fight?

Which one is faster?

2007-10-28 10:31:30 · 11 answers · asked by Earl R 1 in Polls & Surveys

If so, at what time should I change my clocks? The calandar says daylight savings time ends today, but the clock on my TV's DVR and the clock on my computer have not changed.

2007-10-28 10:31:14 · 9 answers · asked by BigRick the Beer Drinker 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 10:30:42 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One day three builders were sitting on top of the high building they were working on and eating their lunch. The first one, a brown haired man, said,"My mum packs me a jam sandwich everyday and I can't take it anymore. If she gives me on tomorrow I swear I will jump off this building.The second man, also brown haired, said,"And my mum always gives me a peanut butter sandwich. If she gives me another one tomorrow I'll also jump".The third, a blond haired man, said,"And if I get another ham sandwich tomorrow I'll jump to!"The next day they all had the same sandwiches they'd had the day before and so they jumped.After their funerals their mums stood talking together. The brown haired mens mothers said,"I'll always remember how I used to make his sandwiches everyday."The blond haired mans mother said,"Well I'll always remember how my boy used to always make his own sandwiches."

A brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it."Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."She takes her finger and presses her knee, and screams. She takes her finger and presses her elbow and screams. And she keeps doing that over different parts of her body until the doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"She says, "No, I'm really a blonde.""I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

2007-10-28 10:30:38 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Does that hapen to you?

2007-10-28 10:30:34 · 33 answers · asked by Peter File 2 in Polls & Surveys

Linda invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six- year-old daughter and said,"Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I don't know what to say," she replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," her mother told her.

The daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these nuts to dinner?"

2007-10-28 10:29:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i need to learn it so what is it called and how does it go? please someone help!?

thank you

2007-10-28 10:29:29 · 39 answers · asked by →♥Ms.Maximus.=) 4 in Singing

Drivers who follow way too closely behind you? People whose grills are right behind you almost. It's annoying. Opinions?

2007-10-28 10:29:04 · 13 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Jimmy the computer guy,
To come over. Jimmy clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave
Me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T
Error? What's that . In case I need to fix it again?"

The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error
Before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote out ........ I D 1 0 T

2007-10-28 10:28:47 · 8 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I need a movie which takes place in Cairo, Egypt or atleast has a scene in the city. I need it to show off major buildings/areas/etc. Right now the only movie that I have had reccomended is The Spy Who Loved Me. This may work but I would also like other options, as well as something possibly more modern.

2007-10-28 10:28:43 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

David's son arrived home from school puffing and panting, sweat rolling down his face. "Dad, you'll be so proud of me," he said, "I saved a dollar by running behind the bus all the way home!"

"Oh Really!" said David, "You could have run behind a taxi and saved $20.00!"

2007-10-28 10:27:57 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

In Cleator Moor, Cumbria, is a street called Trumpet Terrace does anyone else know of a road or street that bears the name of a musical instrument?

2007-10-28 10:27:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

answerers are the taste testers?

2007-10-28 10:27:56 · 10 answers · asked by Oh, it's like that? 7 in Polls & Surveys

Closest guess gets the best answer.

2007-10-28 10:27:47 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so, how did you get through it? Did your insurance cover it? Who was at fault?

2007-10-28 10:27:27 · 5 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 10:26:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A young student reported for a final examination that consisted of only true/false questions.

The student took a seat in the hall, stared at the test for five minutes, removed a coin from his pocket and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet. Heads meant true, tails meant false.

The young student finished the exam in 30 minutes, while the rest of the class was sweating it out.

Suddenly, during the last few minutes, the young student began desperately throwing the coin and sweating profusely.

The teacher, alarmed, approached the student and asked what was going on.

"Well, I finished the exam in half an hour," said the student, "but I thought I ought to recheck my answers."

2007-10-28 10:25:50 · 6 answers · asked by ? 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I hated this growing up; whenever there was something that my mother made for dinner that i didn't like she would always say "you know there are starving children down in Africa who would just love to eat what you are eating right now."

One night i became fed up and said back to her "good, then why don't you give this food to them then, huh? I don't care about no starving black kids." My mother put her hips to her sides and said "excuse me?? what did you say???" She ran to the kitchen sink and grabbed the bottle of Joy dish liquid. I KNEW what she was going to do with the soap so I botled out of the kitchen. After that night, my mother made that food I hated on purpose for the next week and if I wasn't going to eat it she pointed her finger to the Joy soap on the sink. So I had a choice horrible food or dish liquid, ugh.

Looking back on it now I would have chosen the soap. Damn those starving African children!!

2007-10-28 10:25:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles