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A Guide To Bra Removal

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Objective: To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot.

What You Need:
1. Girl with bra
2. Two functional hands
3. Common sense

Techniques:
1. "The Houdini Hug": Using sleight of hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!"
2. "MacGyver's Off The Shoulder Slide": An alternative method to use after 10 minutes of unsuccessful hugging.

Do Not Use: Scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, black magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer.

Warning: When removing a bra, do not say the following:
1. "I really want to thank you for this."
2. "D*****! I thought they were bigger."
3. "Do you have any cereal?"


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Answer 1

Good one...i have 1 for you...

Poker
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Two couples were playing poker one evening.
Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.
When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife,
Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up
again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Bob's wife followed and asked,
'Did you see anything that you like under there?'
Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.'
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.

Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons
and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m.
sharp - and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the
bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.
Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving,
asked his wife:

'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'

With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by
for a few minutes this afternoon 'Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked,
'And did he give you $500?'

Sue, using her best poker face,
replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.'

Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me.
He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home
and pay me back.'

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!

Answer 2

Hmmmmmm

Answer 3

Funny! 10!

Answer 4

funny 100

Answer 5

brilliant 10/10

Answer 6

The only part that made me laugh was, "Do you have any cereal?"
other than that, not-so-funny

Answer 7

lol, I like the "Do Not Use:" List. Very good =P

Answer 8

Seven of ten.

Answer 9

cute

Answer 10

wow. that was hilarious