blonde jokes?

Question

One day three builders were sitting on top of the high building they were working on and eating their lunch. The first one, a brown haired man, said,"My mum packs me a jam sandwich everyday and I can't take it anymore. If she gives me on tomorrow I swear I will jump off this building.The second man, also brown haired, said,"And my mum always gives me a peanut butter sandwich. If she gives me another one tomorrow I'll also jump".The third, a blond haired man, said,"And if I get another ham sandwich tomorrow I'll jump to!"The next day they all had the same sandwiches they'd had the day before and so they jumped.After their funerals their mums stood talking together. The brown haired mens mothers said,"I'll always remember how I used to make his sandwiches everyday."The blond haired mans mother said,"Well I'll always remember how my boy used to always make his own sandwiches."

A brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it."Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."She takes her finger and presses her knee, and screams. She takes her finger and presses her elbow and screams. And she keeps doing that over different parts of her body until the doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"She says, "No, I'm really a blonde.""I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

Answer 1

Ok...so all these blondes walked into a bar. they were celebrating something. They sat at the bar for at least 2 hours. they had all had like 7 rounds on beer, and they were still shouting and celebrating. finally the bartender asked them why they were celebrating. They said " OMG... we just finished a puzzle in 3 months and the box said 4-6 years!!!"

Answer 2

Once upon a time, a blonde nurse became so sick of
hearing blonde jokes from the doctors, that she had her
hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out
driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let
a flock of sheep pass.

Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the shepherd,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?"

The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Sure!"

The nurse thought for a moment and,
for no discernible reason, said, "352."

This being the correct number, the shepherd was,
understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed,
"You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal.
Take your pick of my flock."

The nurse carefully considered the entire flock and
finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more
playful than any of the others.

When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said,
"O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can
guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"

Answer 3

The first joke should be Englishman Irishman and Scotsman.

Ok

A blonde and brunette are walking along the street. The brunette looks down at some roadkill 'Oh look, a dead bird'. The blonde looks up at the sky 'OOH WHERE?'.

Answer 4

a blond, a brunette and a red head found a magic mirror of truth.....if u lie in front of the mirror, u will go *POOF* and disappear

so the brunette goes up to the mirror and says
"i think im the most beautiful woman in the world"

*POOF* the brunette disappears

then the red head goes up to the mirror and says
"i think IM the most beautiful woman in the world"

*POOF* the red head disappears

the blonde goes up to the mirror and says
"i think....."

*POOF*

Answer 5

lol i like those here one
One day a blonde was at her computer and then she'd walk out side and open up here mail box and she'd go back inside 5 min later she'd come back out
while she was doing this her neighbor was watching her and he comes out and say"You must be waiting for a important letter" the blonde says no but everytime i get on my computer it says u've got mail and i come out her and check but theres no mail.


lol

Answer 6

Pretty funny! 8/10!

Answer 7

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Answer 8

The first one was ok, the second one was LOL!

Answer 9

omggg i love tha 2nd 1 !!!!! lol. its freakn awsome lmao

Answer 10

lmao