Entertainment & Music - 28 October 2007

A car was involved in an accident. As one might expect, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story, pushed and struggled to get near the car.

Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through please! I am the son of the victim."

The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

2007-10-28 10:25:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Everyone likes Jaws, I thought Robert Carlise's character was cool in Tomorrow Never Dies. I also liked Boris from Goldeneye!

"Ha ha! I am invincible!"

2007-10-28 10:25:08 · 14 answers · asked by Vivi 5 in Movies

what do you do?

2007-10-28 10:24:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sign on a Bus:

"When you exit this vehicle, please lower your head and watch your step.

If you fail to do so, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."

2007-10-28 10:23:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If so, how was the experience?

2007-10-28 10:23:05 · 28 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

A drunk phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car. "They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup. "I got in the back seat by mistake."

2007-10-28 10:22:48 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-28 10:22:34 · 7 answers · asked by Aristotle W 1 in Soap Operas

2007-10-28 10:22:29 · 4 answers · asked by jordie 1 in Celebrities

Upon her engagement, the exuberant young woman went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"

Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

2007-10-28 10:22:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-28 10:21:53 · 41 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 10:21:34 · 35 answers · asked by Penny 5 in Polls & Surveys

Besides pies what other desserts do you enjoy on Thanksgiving ? I love whipped cream cream puffs.

2007-10-28 10:21:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what is your fave holiday and why??

2007-10-28 10:21:18 · 29 answers · asked by FrozenFlowers 6 in Polls & Surveys

If True, Did it have mold on it?

Which type of food expired?

Were you cooking something and then relized that it had expired?

2007-10-28 10:20:23 · 11 answers · asked by What'd You Say? 6 in Polls & Surveys

A young woman was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her friend asked her,"Why did you cut off the end of the ham"?

And she replied ,"I really don't know but my mother always did, so I thought you were supposed to."

Later when talking to her mother she asked her why she cut off the end of the ham before baking it, and her mother replied,"I really don't know, but that's the way my mom always did it."

A few weeks later while visiting her grandmother, the young woman asked, "Grandma, why is it that you cut off the end of a ham before you bake it?"

Her grandmother replied ,"Well dear, otherwise it would never fit in my baking pan."

2007-10-28 10:20:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

? i have dj dow the MIS MINSTROY OF SOUND in elphen rd london AND OTHER PLACES

2007-10-28 10:19:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

I just got finished watching it on digital cable..a classic

2007-10-28 10:18:33 · 4 answers · asked by ChuckDeucez 6 in Polls & Surveys

When girls talk about their periods or have their periods.. It really does make us feel like s h i t.

2007-10-28 10:18:17 · 15 answers · asked by *miss k 3 in Polls & Surveys

Which is the best mobile/cell phone carrier? How many phones/plans do you have with the carrier?

2007-10-28 10:17:47 · 9 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Or, do you use the same one the next time?

2007-10-28 10:17:22 · 41 answers · asked by Phyllobates 7 in Polls & Surveys

doing an experiment on it... preferably tell me which are the best ones i can find free online.

2007-10-28 10:16:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Skinny, big bank account, no talent...?

2007-10-28 10:15:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Lord&Taylor, Strawberry, Fashion Bug, Marshall's? What is your favorite department store? What has the best bargains?

2007-10-28 10:15:34 · 12 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Do you start singing but you forget the lyrics?
Do you tease respectable people around you?
Are you flirting uncontrollably?
Do you forget what day it is, what year, what your name is?

I simply get sleepy and kind of sad....

2007-10-28 10:15:25 · 15 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 10:15:20 · 5 answers · asked by bleeding hearts inc 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'm interested in conducting a simple uncomplicated survey, please let me know the following...
1. Age
2. Favorite genre of music out of:
Country
Rock/Alternative
Pop/Top 40
Other_________
3. Whether your parents are...
Married
Divorced
Diceased
Thanks!

2007-10-28 10:14:39 · 16 answers · asked by JitterBug589 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 10:12:34 · 32 answers · asked by ADDISON™ 1 in Polls & Surveys

What are some of her newest songs and cd??
Where can i find more about her?

2007-10-28 10:12:29 · 4 answers · asked by -->[[Katie]]<-- 3 in Other - Music

Feels great

2007-10-28 10:12:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 10:11:38 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys