A car was involved in an accident. As one might expect, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story, pushed and struggled to get near the car.
Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through please! I am the son of the victim."
The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
2007-10-28 10:25:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats a good one
2007-10-28 10:29:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I as quickly as met a woman in a wheelchair on a coastline whilst i grow to be strolling alongside the water. As I approached i might desire to make certain she grow to be crying. I stated to her what's faulty? She stated " i'm 21 and that i've got in no way been kissed" So I bent over and gently gave her a kiss on the lips and that i walked off. As I walked off she began balling her eyes out. I grew to become and stepped back to her and that i stated " what's faulty now" She stated properly i'm 21 and that i've got in no way been Phucked. So I gently scooped her out of her wheelchair and that i threw her into the sea. I stated to her, "There, now you're phucked."
2016-09-28 00:54:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-28 10:30:35 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao brilliant another star joke.
2007-10-28 19:07:56 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't expecting that. Good one.
2007-10-28 10:55:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
* 10/10. lol,lol,lol.excellent.
Normally when I put LOL,I'll be doing it quietly, but this time I actually LOL.
Thanks for the loud LOL.
2007-10-28 23:35:30 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.be careful what you say at an accident scene. it may cause unwanted retribute later.
2007-10-28 10:30:49 · answer #7 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, bet he was red faced hun, pmsl
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2007-10-28 12:23:35 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-10-28 11:31:10 · answer #9 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh wow
2007-10-28 10:28:30 · answer #10 · answered by Peace, Love, Hope ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋