A couple are fooling about in bed when this happens.
Man. You told me you had no kids.
Woman. I don't.
Man. You're a liar you're still lactating.
Woman. You silly sod you're sucking my boil.

What's lactating I don't get it

2007-10-28 09:27:36 · 32 answers · asked by Ned Pepper 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Where do you think we should choose......?

Australia or Scotland to move to

Mwe live in Germany and have the cash to move

My Wife wants to go to Scotland
and I want to move to Australia

But Scotland is nice and i think she is right

what do you think

2007-10-28 09:27:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Soap question..........?

What soap and how long have you watched it/them for?

2007-10-28 09:27:19 · 32 answers · asked by tracieisland 5 in Soap Operas

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Rate this from 1-10 on how funny it is.?

2007-10-28 09:26:42 · 8 answers · asked by Brendon W 1 in Polls & Surveys

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POLL are you scared of Clowns??

2007-10-28 09:25:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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You are invited to my Halloween party....?

What are you going to dress up as?

2007-10-28 09:23:18 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Favorite classic disney movie?

i like mulan

2007-10-28 09:23:07 · 19 answers · asked by puurplemooose 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Who do you think is the hottest...?

guy (celeb) in a speedo?

2007-10-28 09:22:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Who goes to Hooters just to see the the waitress legs and butts in Pantyhose ?

I always wanted to go there just for that reason, then we discovered the wings, boneless of coarse. Just wanted to know how many people out love the food or the waitresses. Of coarse it always fun there, my girlfriend describes it as like Disneyland. We have been there to many time to count now.

2007-10-28 09:22:47 · 3 answers · asked by Jimmer 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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How many have you read the Bible...?

2007-10-28 09:21:31 · 23 answers · asked by ][)ee\/\/ana 4 in Polls & Surveys

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is this wrong?

i made a michael vick chew toy for my dog. personally i thought it was apporopriate

2007-10-28 09:21:04 · 13 answers · asked by random bailey 5 in Polls & Surveys

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It's hot lust of the evening ,the phone rings ,do you answer it????

Last Question need to know ,cause maybe this is why wife is hot at me!!!!!!!

2007-10-28 09:21:03 · 15 answers · asked by BLUE ROCK 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Should there be a law against overly perky people?

We all know at least one. Give me a break!

2007-10-28 09:20:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What do you prefer..?

Do you like the movie theatre, movie rentals, or online websites showing the movies? I prefer the latter, I sit at home and can do anything I want...until i get sued.

2007-10-28 09:19:07 · 17 answers · asked by SP 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Can you ??

help get the most answers and stars for the question in the link, i found it really funny..

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjYJKYN3jd7afbTiuDZ0c5jsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071028130032AA9smK7

2007-10-28 09:16:52 · 10 answers · asked by ab 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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have you found "the one" yet? or?

How many true friends would you say that you have right now? :)?

Do you set your clocks back and hour today?

My bf has gone crazy! He says if I keep arguing with him! He will burn all our money! What to do?

What is your favorite Stephen King BOOK?

If You Don't Believe In God?

Can someone tell me 10 notable works of Beethoven?

Is Prince .....an Extra-Terrestrial ....ALIEN?

i took a shower last year do i have to take another one this year?

Does NEONE KNOW WHAT THIS song is???? please help!?

How did you feel when you got your 1st violation????

If George Bush did drugs would the world be a better place?

Have you heard this one. I don't understand it myself do you ?