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2007-10-28 08:42:27 · 24 answers · asked by Salsa034848 2 in Polls & Surveys
A man from the city was driving in the country when he came across a farmer plowing the fields with no pants on. 'how come u are not wearing any pants? he asked....'Well buddy, the other day I went out into the field and I forgot to wear my shirt. That nite my neck was stiffer than a board...sooo this is my wife's idea!:)
2007-10-28 08:42:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
Three Americans were up against a very large Russian in a wrestling meet. They were nervous because he had a famous move called "The Russian Pretzel," which often landed his opponents in the hospital.
When the first American caught a glimpse of him, he said, "Coach, he's HUGE. I'm scared."
The coach replied, "You da MAN! Just go in there and tear him up!"
The guy started the match quite confidently, but after about a minute, the Russian picked him up, slammed him into the famous pretzel, and sent him to the emergency room.
The same thing happened to the second wrestler, so the third guy was petrified. He told his coach he was backing out.
The coach said, "C'mon, son. You're our last chance!"
The kid started out pretty well, but when the Russian started to twist him into the pretzel, the coach covered his eyes. When he opened them, he saw the referee holding the American's hand up in victory. The coach, baffled, asked the kid how he did it.
"Well Coach, when that damn Russian picked me up and started twisting my body, it HURT! So when I saw two red things dangling there, I bit them... HARD! You'd be surprised what you can do when you bite your own nuts!"
2007-10-28 08:41:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
its...ROCKY ROAD, issues and yummy, yum, yum...me!!!
2007-10-28 08:41:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
That is a lot of packages. Is there something in there for me?
2007-10-28 08:40:54 · 15 answers · asked by Penny 5 in Polls & Surveys
a kid finds and flies around in a snazzy shiny space ship.
2007-10-28 08:40:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies
Help! I'm scared..
2007-10-28 08:40:44 · 7 answers · asked by ♥Chamillitary Amberleé♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys
Is it ok to use the f work and the s word, etc. in normal social settings in modern America?
2007-10-28 08:40:35 · 21 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys
2007-10-28 08:38:30 · 35 answers · asked by Salsa034848 2 in Polls & Surveys
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
2007-10-28 08:37:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
My birthday is November 12th ~ I share it with Grace Kelly and Charles Manson.
2007-10-28 08:37:16 · 26 answers · asked by kim_in_craig 7 in Polls & Surveys
While I take a nap.
2007-10-28 08:36:20 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
The colour ,orange, or the fruit, orange?
2007-10-28 08:35:51 · 40 answers · asked by UH HUH HER 5 in Polls & Surveys
... and infuriating too! Still not sure if such programmes affecting real Families should be made.What do you think? (I was upset last week for the boy who was in tears when his swap "Mother" ordered his Grandparents out of the house).
2007-10-28 08:31:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television
the boy knows you like him and starts spreading rumor about that you like him. what does this mean
2007-10-28 08:31:28 · 18 answers · asked by Live Love & laugh 4 in Polls & Surveys
2007-10-28 08:30:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Out of curiosity, I checked to see how many acting credits Tilda had. I was amazed she had 50, dating back to '86.
Please share your favorite(s), and add any comment as you like.
Thanks, all. Have a great week!
2007-10-28 08:30:46 · 5 answers · asked by Abby O'Normal 6 in Polls & Surveys
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "Okay old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle all of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and boom, he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Danggit... third gay rooster I bought this month."
The moral of the story...
"Don't mess with old folks. Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. "
2007-10-28 08:30:29 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles
2007-10-28 08:30:20 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
i'm too late. i waited for the last but i could probably buy separate things and make it myself but i am too lazy.
2007-10-28 08:29:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Is 30 to old?
2007-10-28 08:29:03 · 19 answers · asked by Silly Billy part 2 3 in Polls & Surveys
2007-10-28 08:27:52 · 6 answers · asked by niket527 2 in Movies
2007-10-28 08:25:49 · 35 answers · asked by Penny 5 in Polls & Surveys
I find this crazy but i was surfing the net for Im a celeb get me outta here to try and find out who was going in and well I found a betting website offering MC Hammer to win this year already!? does this seem barmy to you lot as well
2007-10-28 08:25:25 · 11 answers · asked by dotty 5 in Reality Television
Why??
And when..?
2007-10-28 08:24:30 · 20 answers · asked by Jaded 7 in Polls & Surveys
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2007-10-28 08:24:17 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
why
2007-10-28 08:23:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-10-28 08:23:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
a guy/girl who is hot and they know that they're hot,
or a guy/girl who is hot, but don't really think that they are.?
2007-10-28 08:22:40 · 5 answers · asked by sunshine 4 in Polls & Surveys
Halloween ya know...
2007-10-28 08:22:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
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