Entertainment & Music - 28 October 2007

Say I needed to see an optician

2007-10-28 09:15:17 · 42 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

l am trying to get to everyone of my 139 contacts, and answer a question or two, l have done 104 up to now-today-lol. do you think l can finish them all?. just to show you ALL, l DO try to answer EVERYONE-lol. Love Jo xx

2007-10-28 09:15:00 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is that a girly song??? b/c it kinda bothers me when i like a girly song.

2007-10-28 09:14:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-10-28 09:14:22 · 69 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone.
He went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter.
He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except---" and he stopped.
"Except what?" the man asked.
"Nothing, nothing."
"C'mon, tell me! I need something!"
"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is The Voodoo Penis."
"So what's up with this Voodoo Penis?" he asked.
The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a very old wooden box, carved with strange symbols and erotic images. He opened it, and there lay an ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big damn deal.It looks like every other dildo in this shop!"
The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet."
He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo Penis, the door."
The Voodoo Penis miraculously rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started pounding the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with the vibrations, so much so that a crack began to form down the middle. Before the door split, the old man said "Voodoo Penis, return to box!" The Voodoo Penis stopped, levitated back to the box and lay there quiescent once more.
"I'll take it!" said the businessman.
The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but finally surrendered to $738 in cash and an imitation Rolex. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo Penis, my crotch."
He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone. After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the Voodoo Penis.
She undressed, opened the box and said "Voodoo Penis, my crotch!" The Voodoo Penis shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was absolutely incredible, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three mind-shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough.
She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off. Worried, she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help.
She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another incredible intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.
Gasping and twitching, she explained, "I haven't had anything to drink, officer. You see, I've got this Voodoo Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me!"
The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and in an arrogant voice replied, "Yeah, right... Voodoo Penis, my a*s!"
The rest is history.

2007-10-28 09:14:08 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-28 09:13:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i can't stand him! i dont know anybody who does like him! who out there is voting for him?!?

2007-10-28 09:13:28 · 25 answers · asked by rach 3 in Reality Television

I was really confused.
I know Mike abandoned Sonny and Adela and then he was with Trevor, but when Adela died and Trevor took Ric, Sonny was in Bensonhurst with who???
Did he live on the street that Kate lived on?
I'm so confused.

2007-10-28 09:13:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

2007-10-28 09:11:50 · 32 answers · asked by 2 guitars and 1 amb 3 in Polls & Surveys

Eat another moon pie again ?

2007-10-28 09:08:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 09:07:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A) Sleep with your window open for one week. With a serial killer that just got released from prison across the street.

B) sleep one night in your room with the door unlocked. In the next room there is a human eating monster that can easilly kill you.

c) Fly over the Atlantic ocean in an airplane. The pilot is drunk and you wouldn't know how to fly an airplane.

D) Visit an unknown planet and do research in disguise. Chance of getting vaporized by aliens.

E) Go on a reality tv show where you have to survive in the woods without being eaten by inbred canibals.

2007-10-28 09:06:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i mean, there's much better DJs, when it comes to scratching.
I bet preemo was laughing on the inside at Kanye, like "heehee, imma make mad moneyz"

2007-10-28 09:06:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

And don't say through your chest.

2007-10-28 09:05:34 · 42 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

People!
I know sombody out there has the right answer!
come on!
think!

2007-10-28 09:05:16 · 12 answers · asked by ¬¬ 5 in Polls & Surveys

this weekend i lied to my parents..... =[ and i feel guilty because of it ....not that i never lied before but this was a huge huge huge huge lie......

2007-10-28 09:05:01 · 10 answers · asked by coachxovuitton 3 in Polls & Surveys

any1 looking towards work or school?
i am.....ha
Jadey
xxx

2007-10-28 09:02:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-28 09:02:29 · 10 answers · asked by Virtual Evie 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm totally diggin' Congress of the Crow right now. They have a cool page on Myspace and a unique sound. Sounds like Led Zep+Tool+Clutch+Godsmack. also into Mastodon, Pennywise, Clutch

2007-10-28 09:02:10 · 8 answers · asked by drew 2 in Other - Music

A couple had been married for 35 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday.

During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.

The wife said, "We've been so poor all these years, and I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world."

The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband's turn.

He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.


Pls star if you like it......... :-)

2007-10-28 09:01:43 · 23 answers · asked by Hope 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-28 09:01:19 · 26 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 09:00:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 08:59:25 · 15 answers · asked by Penny 5 in Polls & Surveys

do you find it annoying?
what does yours do?
mine just follows the questions i answer and answers in my exact words... i think its annoying.
*hint.

2007-10-28 08:59:23 · 24 answers · asked by E.Havok 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-28 08:58:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so, what do you serve with it?

2007-10-28 08:57:37 · 40 answers · asked by The Doctor 4 in Polls & Surveys

you will be required to eat dessert before dinner
give up all bedtimes
Sunday will now be everyday of the week
no work on sunday
payday every sunday

bow down please...

2007-10-28 08:57:24 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?" "Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'." She said, "No, I'm not a widow." And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."

2007-10-28 08:57:08 · 3 answers · asked by $Sun King$ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-28 08:57:03 · 6 answers · asked by 2 guitars and 1 amb 3 in Polls & Surveys

No, really!

2007-10-28 08:56:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys