you will be required to eat dessert before dinner
give up all bedtimes
Sunday will now be everyday of the week
no work on sunday
payday every sunday
bow down please...
2007-10-28 08:57:24 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
*bows down*
*points a gun at the guy beside me and tells him to bow down*
2007-10-28 09:00:15 · answer #1 · answered by Drew 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I shall abstain from bowing, whereas a decree has already been issued at the peremptory request and desire of a large majority of the citizens of Yahoo Answers, I, Joshua Norton, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, and now for the last 150 years past of S. F., Cal., declare and proclaim myself Emperor of Yahoo! Answers; and in virtue of the authority thereby in me vested, do hereby order and direct the representatives of the different categories on this website to assemble on the 1st day of Feb. next, then and there to make such alterations in the existing community guidelines of Yahoo! Answers as may ameliorate the evils under which the website is laboring, and thereby cause confidence to exist, both at home and abroad, in our stability and integrity. So there. XP
Signed,
Norton I, Emperor of Yahoo! Answers and Protector of Polls & Surveys
2007-10-28 09:00:59 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I used to. Or fairly, I bowed to myself, as I lived in new york, no longer out contained in the boondocks like you bridge-and-tunnel kinds. in case you do not stay contained in the Village or in Harlem, you're not to any extent further fairly entitled to lengthy island coolness. yet then I moved, and discovered there change into an entire u . s . a . out the following. 20 years on the Coast, and fifteen years contained in the South. Get in the time of the Hudson - there is an entire continent you already know no longer some thing about. no longer to coach Europe, Asia, and South u.s.. And even as I DO seem at lengthy island, I actually do not want i change into nevertheless like that.
2016-10-23 02:49:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, your plan is in severe conflict with MY plan to take over the world!
Given that, I must apologize in advance for sending my killer drones to exterminate you as a possible threat.
Have a nice and very cheerfull day.
2007-10-28 09:03:42 · answer #4 · answered by Kuborion 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got into majopr trouble last time I bowed down before a woman... can we say alimony?
2007-10-28 09:54:37 · answer #5 · answered by the_chief 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was going to say no way until i read your details. now im glad i didnt. i dont know about the dessert thing though, i think alot of us would get fat from your proposed routine
2007-10-28 09:02:47 · answer #6 · answered by neffyiffy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your highness
your majesty my queen
i prostrate before you if you could do what ever you have spoken of
ahh and yes
please add a ferrari on yr list..
and a personal yatch
a mansion in any exotic place of ure choice
and could i have a lear jet [a chopper would suffice too] for my trips here an there???
2007-10-28 09:12:40 · answer #7 · answered by shane F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cowabunga!
2007-10-28 09:00:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First ammendment:
Elimination of weaponry and better distribution of food and healthcare.
Coffehouses, shops, and maltshops that have unique ambiances reminicent of the 50s-70s. (Just cuz i think that'd be rly fun....lol)
2007-10-28 09:13:11 · answer #9 · answered by burgandy_painter 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought we were going to rule the world together?
2007-10-28 16:46:24 · answer #10 · answered by Chris C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋