A blonde a redhead and a brunette are on a burning building and the firefighters are below them with a net they yell to the brunette "JUMP JUMP!" so she jumps. at the last minute the firefighters move out of the way and the brunette hits the ground and dies.Then the firefighters yell to the redhead "JUMP JUMP" She yells back down "I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND HOW CAN I TRUST YOU?" They yell back "TRUST US" so she jumps and the firefighters do the same thing.Then the firefighters yell to the blonde, "JUMP JUMP" so she yells back "I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIENDS SO I WANT YOU TO PUT THE NET DOWN ON THE GROUND AND BACK AWAY"
A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park. A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asked the blonde what she was doing and she replied,"I'm hanging myself."Your supposed to put the noose around your neck not your waist." said the onlooker. "I already tried that," replied the blonde "but I couldn't breathe"
2007-10-28 10:32:40 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this lady wanted to take the day off of work and so she decided to act like a lightbulb and hung upside down from the ceiling. her blonde cubicle neighbor asked her.. "whats up?" thinking herself clever and the lady said "trying to get the day off!".
along comes the boss and asks.."what the heck is going on here?!". the lady says, "im a light". he says... "go home, i think its time for a small vacation!".
she gets down and proceeds to leave. the blonde follows and right when shes almost out the boss yells "where do you think your going?!?!".
she says... "you dont expect me to work in the dark do you?!"
2007-10-28 10:44:02 · answer #1 · answered by ALEXO 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-10-28 10:38:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke - nice one.
2007-10-28 22:32:52 · answer #3 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the second one
2007-10-28 10:43:37 · answer #4 · answered by David 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke.
And funny too.
2007-10-28 10:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats funny
2007-10-28 10:36:22 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Ѧƨԋʅɛץ ïи ωѳиԃԑᴙʅαиԃ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are the final! (an ingredient- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes watching the orange juice can because of fact it suggested: "focus..." Blondie became hypnotized. "one hundred% organic" sparkling, orange you? = )
2016-10-14 06:59:13 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! i like them, especially the suicide one. lol
2007-10-28 10:41:02 · answer #8 · answered by Veggie girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omggg thats freakn hillarious!!! lol.
2007-10-28 10:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. this made me smile.
2007-10-28 10:54:47 · answer #10 · answered by janetツ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋