I hated this growing up; whenever there was something that my mother made for dinner that i didn't like she would always say "you know there are starving children down in Africa who would just love to eat what you are eating right now."
One night i became fed up and said back to her "good, then why don't you give this food to them then, huh? I don't care about no starving black kids." My mother put her hips to her sides and said "excuse me?? what did you say???" She ran to the kitchen sink and grabbed the bottle of Joy dish liquid. I KNEW what she was going to do with the soap so I botled out of the kitchen. After that night, my mother made that food I hated on purpose for the next week and if I wasn't going to eat it she pointed her finger to the Joy soap on the sink. So I had a choice horrible food or dish liquid, ugh.
Looking back on it now I would have chosen the soap. Damn those starving African children!!
2007-10-28
10:25:38
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