David's son arrived home from school puffing and panting, sweat rolling down his face. "Dad, you'll be so proud of me," he said, "I saved a dollar by running behind the bus all the way home!"
"Oh Really!" said David, "You could have run behind a taxi and saved $20.00!"
2007-10-28 10:27:57 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now thats even better
2007-10-28 10:30:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-10-28 10:30:09 · answer #2 · answered by A W 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny
2007-10-28 10:56:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I quite have a flower vase in my closet and once I are available in from paying for or regardless of, I positioned my pocket substitute in there. I additionally use a credit union to save funds. they have reductions money owed which could be maintained with as low as a $5 stability. I in basic terms positioned funds into CDs with mounted expenses and save the charges earlier I set them up. I additionally choose in basic terms those banks that compound interest month-to-month. i do no longer consume at costly eating places, who prefer to cook dinner at residing house. i do no longer purchase my lunches on days that I artwork, till i could desire to get remote from the workplace for that hour. I oftentimes do no longer purchase issues that at the instant are not on my checklist, while paying for. If I do make a spur-of-the-2nd purchase, it quite is simply by fact i stumble on something it is on the clearance rack and that i think of it's going to make a stable birthday or Christmas present or is something i'm going to easily use. If i bypass to a backyard sale, I in basic terms take a series quantity of money with me, and don't overspend. I make out a month-to-month funds and do my very maximum suitable to adhere to it. i do no longer spend with out having first positioned something in reductions from my pay assessments. and oftentimes, this could be a pre-desperate quantity. Oh, and that i quite do no longer use credit enjoying cards. If i stumble on something I fairly desire yet don't have the money for it, I wait till I do have the money saved up earlier i bypass and purchase it. The 12 months earlier final at Christmastime I observed something i in my view needed at Wal-Mart for approximately $20, yet I waited simply by fact i mandatory to do different issues with my funds. I did watch to establish if this merchandise made it to the clearance aisle, even with the undeniable fact that it did no longer. final 12 months, i became waiting at Christmastime, and that they did have an identical merchandise for on the subject of an identical cost... so i offered it then. it quite is humorous, now, simply by fact i've got been working so problematic that i haven't even opened it... even with the undeniable fact that it quite is interior the closet, in basic terms an identical and that i'll relish it once I do get around to utilising it.
2016-10-02 23:18:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! xD
You should tell this to the taxi managers. >_>
2007-10-28 10:31:20 · answer #5 · answered by no 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He woula been better off chasing parked cars---lame joke!!! Hey, you should go on Comedy Central---not.
2007-10-28 10:31:53 · answer #6 · answered by "Johns" 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-28 23:06:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-28 10:30:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
College kid sends message to Dad,
"No mon, no fun, your son."
Dads reply
"Too bad. so sad, your dad."
2007-10-28 10:33:34 · answer #9 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah i get it !! its a dollor to get on the bus, and taxis are extramley expenisiv.. lmao
good one .
2007-10-28 10:30:49 · answer #10 · answered by charmed4life64 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-10-28 11:31:56 · answer #11 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋