Entertainment & Music - 27 October 2007

but we both know that you really aren't? lol..Thsi is actually a question for those that are guilty of the 'crime.'

2007-10-27 14:54:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on His shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another
Handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'why don't
You eat the peanuts yourself?'

'We can't chew them because we've no teeth,' she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'

The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

2007-10-27 14:54:29 · 18 answers · asked by ? 4 in Jokes & Riddles

what kind of pet is it??
cat, dog, etc.?

2007-10-27 14:52:39 · 25 answers · asked by bamlover® 2 in Polls & Surveys

What should I throw across the room? Near me there's a basket full of notebooks and my Geek's collection of Star Wars figurines featuring a humungo AT-AT which looks really breakable... that might be fun.

2007-10-27 14:51:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Like me?

2007-10-27 14:51:05 · 16 answers · asked by freshbliss 6 in Polls & Surveys

someone was chasing you with a dead possum? Like with the guts hanging out and everything! Roadkill!

2007-10-27 14:50:42 · 23 answers · asked by Oh, it's like that? 7 in Polls & Surveys

...was at a friend's house, and we popped in a DVD of an independent horror film; before the film started, there was a movie trailer that described a futruristic story of a sado-masochistic rogue cop, in the near future, who was horribly burned after failing to save some people; barely alive, he was saved by intense skin grafts on his face. However, the skin grafts were taken from various person's tongues, and in the course of the film, the cop is besieged by hundreds of different sensations, as a result of the tongue/skin grafts...

...unfortunately, I forgot what independent film that I saw this trailer on, and thus, cannot remember what the title of the movoe trailer was; can anyone help???

2007-10-27 14:50:40 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

for me it is Greg Saunier from Deerhoof

2007-10-27 14:50:33 · 14 answers · asked by novak253 2 in Polls & Surveys

best movie ever
space jam
agreed?


for those of you who dont know what space jam is, or need to refresh your memory, this pic should do it..
http://www.cinema.vrn.ru/images/soundtracks/SpaceJam.jpg

2007-10-27 14:49:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.


2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.


3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.


8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.


9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

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10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


EVER WONDER


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?


Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?


Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?


Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


*Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


Why aren't the letters on a keyboard in order?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?


Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??


Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( I have no other time to dry my hair).


On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?


On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)


On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." ( But, it's "just" a suggestion).


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well.... a bit late huh?)


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...nahhh... Really??...)


On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)


On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)


On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because???....)


On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to... what?)


On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)


On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)


On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)


On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)


On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

2007-10-27 14:49:41 · 20 answers · asked by eekababy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-27 14:48:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I wish I was camping with my Aunt and getting wasted

2007-10-27 14:48:22 · 11 answers · asked by Nicole 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 14:48:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

help! im scared!

2007-10-27 14:48:14 · 8 answers · asked by Giggle Bear 3 in Polls & Surveys

I wrote this for my grand-father. I hope you guys like it. tell me what you think. I just wrote it so it's brand new. Thanks for answering bye! ♥

By your side - October 27, 2007

Verse 1:
Blue is the color of sorrow
for those days when you wish not to see tommorrow
for those times when you walk the line
yeah you feel like you're alone
It's like you're callin' your heart
but it won't pick up the phone
But you aren't the only one who sees this
You know it may be strange to feel it
but

Chorus:
Teardrops may fall
Voices may call
But, I want you to know
I'll always be by your side
You may get scared
or be unaware
of something so very suprising
but I'll be there like an angel day and night
yeah I'll always be right there by your side.

Verse 2:
Trust me, it's hard for me too.
But I will be there holding you
I will enjoy the change and feel okay
Because we know he's in a better place.
As I feel my face heating up,
the tears start rollin' in
I just wish I had the chance
to see him again

Chorus:
Teardrops may fall
Voices may call
But, I want you to know
I'll always be by your side
You may get scared
or be unaware
of something so very suprising
but I'll be there like an angel day and night
yeah I'll always be right there by your side.

Verse 3:
things may go wrong
and haunt us for so long
but God's here to take away that fear
and take away our tears.
he has our friend in a better place
he brings him so much grace
but all of them know...
yeah all of them know...

Chorus:
Teardrops may fall
Voices may call
But, I want you to know
I'll always be by your side
You may get scared
or be unaware
of something so very suprising
but I'll be there like an angel day and night
yeah I'll always be right there by your side.

Bridge:
you know I miss you
You know I want to
You know I need you
I really want you now
and i dont know how
no i dont know how
to say it but...

Chorus:
Teardrops may fall
Voices may call
But, I want you to know
I'll always be by your side
You may get scared
or be unaware
of something so very suprising
but I'll be there like an angel day and night
yeah I'll always be right there by your side.

We go through sins like seasons
But, God makes all things happen for a reason.
Now, I know you're here with me.
Now, I have the strength for the whole world to see.

2007-10-27 14:47:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok so i've liked this guy since last year and he liked me last year, he flirted /w me and he gave me his sn and cell #. but we never went out or anything. this year he still talks to me and when he does he flirts and we laugh and he playfully teases me. does he still like me or should i move on? i really like him :]]

2007-10-27 14:47:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...keep it at 4,000 pts; whenever I ask a ?, I gain 5 pts and visa versa.

2007-10-27 14:47:21 · 3 answers · asked by Dann 5 in Polls & Surveys

Watching Ohio Sate vs Penn State?

2007-10-27 14:47:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Okay, How do you feel about Soulja Boy?!
Like him, don't like him, hate him?!
i want too know?

2007-10-27 14:46:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

hey i download some of jonas brothers songs and im listening dear God but is the voice of a girl can someone tell me if they sound girly or if it is like a cover maybe of miley i dont know but it really sounds like a girl

2007-10-27 14:46:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Plz tell i can't find any of the ep.

2007-10-27 14:43:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anime Lover 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-10-27 14:43:23 · 5 answers · asked by kriend 7 in Polls & Surveys

I've noticed that in general there are twice as many women than men on Yahoo! Answers.

Are fellas naturally less inquisitive, or do we spend more time on other sites (like porn for example)?

2007-10-27 14:43:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 14:42:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Uncle:I have a friend named how hi

lil girl:thats cool

uncle:here is a joke figure it out

lil girls uncle:How Hi is a chinamen?

lil girl:How Hi is on crack?

uncle:no...sometimes i think he is

uncle:actually i was asking a question.i was meant to say how tall is a china man.

lil girl: i should change my name to how hi cuz i want to get high

uncle:ur obsessed with ppl who are high

lil girl:srry im floatin



u likey a lil bit


my uncle asked me how hi is a china men but i just made up the part about the lil girl with crack

2007-10-27 14:42:53 · 3 answers · asked by may29monkey 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-27 14:42:53 · 18 answers · asked by hakim1125 6 in Polls & Surveys

I just can't seem to do it. I know that it's talking about letters and they will form a word, but I'm just not very good at stuff like this,

The first in trick, but not in prick.
The second in far, and also in jar.
The third is within you, but certainly not me.
The fourth, not found, but rather in the sound.
The final is doubled, a note repeated.

What is it?

2007-10-27 14:42:47 · 3 answers · asked by hannikins88 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Why are so many people scared of surgery?

My thought is, if you die, you won't know it.

kind of the best way to go

2007-10-27 14:41:41 · 10 answers · asked by TROUBLE 4 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is i can grab stuff from the bottom row from the vending machine at school. and last time i did it the spring popped out and i got 3 bags of cookies. o_O

2007-10-27 14:41:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

:) ive been wanting to ask this question for a while, but i keep on forgetting to ask. So , whose voice just makes you melt...you know?

2007-10-27 14:39:38 · 36 answers · asked by Sabrina is going underground 5 in Rock and Pop