Entertainment & Music - 27 October 2007

Why don't you try that new anti-aging cream for those wrinkles around your eyes?
Wife: Do you mind - those are not wrinkles - they are Laughter Lines.
Husband: Darling - Nothing is that funny

2007-10-27 14:38:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I love Minnesota.

2007-10-27 14:38:01 · 24 answers · asked by Singing-Telegram 2 in Polls & Surveys

Plain and simple. Who is the best Bass Player??? (I know...DO YOU??????????????????????????)

2007-10-27 14:37:40 · 4 answers · asked by Blue Monday 2 in Polls & Surveys

I think mine would be Elvis Presley singing Tomorrow Is A Long Time.

2007-10-27 14:36:41 · 30 answers · asked by Isis 4 in Rock and Pop

I realize both are important but if you had to pick one which would you decide upon and why?

2007-10-27 14:36:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And when did u decide enough is enough.

2007-10-27 14:36:15 · 18 answers · asked by Starr 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 14:36:14 · 4 answers · asked by ωнєη уσυ ѕмιℓє уσυ мαкє мє ѕмιℓє 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 14:35:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

Goes to show ya, honesty does pay. lol



No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.

An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved 'I love you, Sally.'

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money--fifty-thousand dollars

Andy said, 'We've got to give it back.'

Sally said, 'Finders keepers.' She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door.

'Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?'

Sally said, 'No.'

Andy said, 'She's lying. She hid it up in the attic.'

Sally said, 'Don't believe him, he's getting senile.'

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.

One says: 'Tell us the story from the beginning'

Andy said, 'Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday . . '


The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, 'We're outta here.'

2007-10-27 14:34:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Does anyone one feel different when clocks are put backward/forward. I do, i tend to look at the clock and say well it would have been so&so hr. It either makes the day slower or quicker.

2007-10-27 14:33:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a young boy who was eating black twizzlers walked up to me at a mcdonalds where i was eating eggrolls and he began sptiing on my food! i was quite outraged so i summoned my king cobra who in return spit on the boy and killed him. his gruesome death ruined my appetite and i was not able to finish my eggroll. i succsesfully sued mcdonalds for having a dead boy ruin my appetite. i recieved 2.5 million dollars which i put in my pocket but then i rode down a water slide and all the money got wet and was destroyed, i then sued the waterpark for 3 million dollars, but i lost the trial and am 3 million dollars in debt. i applied for a job at mcdonalds to payoff my dues but they for some odd reason would not let me work their. so to conclude my story i ask thi question; does anyone no where i can find a genie who will grant me wishes and make my life better?

2007-10-27 14:33:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-27 14:32:21 · 22 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

Funny ?
Horny ?
mad ?
nasdy ?
crazy ?
Lightweight ?

2007-10-27 14:30:06 · 78 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Help! I'm scared!

2007-10-27 14:28:15 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Chamillitary Amberleé♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Wasn't that a great show? I thought so!

2007-10-27 14:28:05 · 4 answers · asked by Lover of Blue 7 in Drama

2007-10-27 14:27:20 · 26 answers · asked by Your Mom 6 in Polls & Surveys

please post all the info you know of.

2007-10-27 14:25:58 · 6 answers · asked by SuRf3rQT 3 in Celebrities

Just need accurate lyrics or a direct link to get them I dont seem to be finding them on my useual lyric sites.

2007-10-27 14:25:54 · 7 answers · asked by vesture_of_blood 2 in Lyrics

I'm ALWAYS impressed by bands with only two, or three members that make a lot of noise and sound really great.

Can you list any at the top of your head? No soloists. Two is the minimum.

...there are some obvious ones like the YYY's and
the White Stripes (depending on how much credit you're willing to give them) ...

2007-10-27 14:24:51 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

2007-10-27 14:24:45 · 12 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Polls & Surveys

Stevie Wonder is really a wonderful person and a great musician. We love his music .
but unfortunately we dunno much about him. So, can someone tell us how old he is and also somethin'
about his life! This would be great! We are looking for Stevie-Fans from all over the world! So, if you want to write to 2
German girls then write to:
ODinter@t-online.de
Of course, it would be WONDERful if Stevie himself could write to us.
But, we guess, this is only a dream....

2007-10-27 14:23:56 · 3 answers · asked by Kev 1 in Celebrities

2007-10-27 14:22:54 · 35 answers · asked by ωнєη уσυ ѕмιℓє уσυ мαкє мє ѕмιℓє 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 14:21:52 · 18 answers · asked by Kevin J 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 14:21:47 · 7 answers · asked by *I'm the Best...I Deed It!* 6 in Polls & Surveys

*bats eyelashes*

Look at me i'm just precious! haha

2007-10-27 14:21:26 · 23 answers · asked by Fishy!!! 5 in Polls & Surveys

If you had the ability to speak with dead people, who would you want to speak with and why?

2007-10-27 14:20:50 · 8 answers · asked by Mike M. 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-27 14:19:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

as my profile states....what happened to the missing 1%?
Does Yahoo charge a restocking fee? /: )

2007-10-27 14:19:37 · 7 answers · asked by Jinxyblue 6 in Polls & Surveys

Also, am I making a smart career move? No s_it talking please.

2007-10-27 14:18:45 · 9 answers · asked by The truth 2 in Horoscopes

pass out or what?

It's getting slow around here.lol

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=As1t_HRM6fMouyqMPI2OmKTsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071027173804AAgqOJl

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Rock on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-10-27 14:18:02 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys