Goes to show ya, honesty does pay. lol
No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.
Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved 'I love you, Sally.'
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money--fifty-thousand dollars
Andy said, 'We've got to give it back.'
Sally said, 'Finders keepers.' She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door.
'Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?'
Sally said, 'No.'
Andy said, 'She's lying. She hid it up in the attic.'
Sally said, 'Don't believe him, he's getting senile.'
The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.
One says: 'Tell us the story from the beginning'
Andy said, 'Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday . . '
The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, 'We're outta here.'
2007-10-27 14:34:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Omg. That's hilarious!!!! Star for you. That was the greatest joke I've heard in years. ^.^
2007-10-27 14:51:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don`t worry about it. Some people are like this. I think everyone has experienced someone who acts strange towards them. It`s hard to give an answer, because their good be several explanations. You could remind him of someone he had exchanges with, years ago. There could be something about you that unsettles or intimidates him. He could even fancy you, but daren`t do anything about it!
2016-04-10 22:14:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe...lol
2007-10-27 15:44:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-10-27 15:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg... i was staring at the end of this Q for awhile... trying to understand it...
Well now that i get it.. its pretty funny :D
congrats! you get a star!
2007-10-27 14:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-10-27 14:49:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, never expected that! Wonder if that could actually happen?
2007-10-27 15:03:42 · answer #7 · answered by k2trf 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! very cute!!! starred!
2007-10-27 21:46:33 · answer #8 · answered by Ms Medieval 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....cute joke
2007-10-27 14:39:21 · answer #9 · answered by AMY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute. :)
2007-10-27 14:51:34 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋