a young boy who was eating black twizzlers walked up to me at a mcdonalds where i was eating eggrolls and he began sptiing on my food! i was quite outraged so i summoned my king cobra who in return spit on the boy and killed him. his gruesome death ruined my appetite and i was not able to finish my eggroll. i succsesfully sued mcdonalds for having a dead boy ruin my appetite. i recieved 2.5 million dollars which i put in my pocket but then i rode down a water slide and all the money got wet and was destroyed, i then sued the waterpark for 3 million dollars, but i lost the trial and am 3 million dollars in debt. i applied for a job at mcdonalds to payoff my dues but they for some odd reason would not let me work their. so to conclude my story i ask thi question; does anyone no where i can find a genie who will grant me wishes and make my life better?
2007-10-27 14:33:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You're supposed to sue McDonalds for discriminating against you for you suing them for having a dead boy ruin your appetite, then get the job and get burned by sticking your hand in the boiling oil while the fries are frying, then open your hospital room's window and jump out, then sue the hospital for not securing the window and putting signs warning that jumping out of windows is hazardous to your health, then sue your lawyer for telling you that you don't have a case against the hospital, then sue the judge who throws out your case against your lawyer, then sue your new lawyer for letting the judge throw out your case, then watch helplessly in horror as everyone from McDonalds, the hospital, and the court sew your mouth shut and your arms to your sides and throw you into the Hudson.
Moral of the story: everyone is sue-happy nowadays, and I think a woman's family really did sue a hospital for letting her jump out of their window.
2007-10-27 22:17:22 · answer #1 · answered by this website is pointless 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo sell the King Cobra on Ebay and then go to a reflective surface ask your reflection were you can find a genie and your reflection may tell you were you can find one. Or you can just try to get a job at some place like six flags or the waterpark that you sued and lost and instead of you getting a paycheck the waterpark would keep the money and you can get free rides at either six flags or the waterpark.
2007-10-30 07:23:25 · answer #2 · answered by EN 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Apparently Sean loves to fantasize. Put your mind to good use like preparing for the rest of your life. learn english and how to spell, stay off the sauce, be productive.
2007-10-27 14:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by googie 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bravo! The narrative of this incident I will treasure...for the next 16 seconds and then easily forget. Ah, too bad it will be lost forever!
2007-10-27 14:42:14 · answer #4 · answered by Baron VonHiggins 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes, her name oddly enough is Genie and she can be found on "Nick at Night"
2007-10-27 14:37:05 · answer #5 · answered by Nick P 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
try putting on alladin and jumping inside the tv
2007-10-27 14:39:13 · answer #6 · answered by moe 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You need to get a life before you can ask a genie for a better one. Please save all of our time by not asking no more stupid s hit like this. LOL
2007-10-27 14:37:37 · answer #7 · answered by rrcp 2 · 4⤊ 3⤋
get a shrink theyll make ur problems vanish in seconds!
2007-10-27 14:39:23 · answer #8 · answered by sweetypie5611 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes on that cartoon Alladin...oh you're not animated are you
2007-10-27 14:37:46 · answer #9 · answered by Jen 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
no....maybe the king cobra knows where one is
2007-10-27 14:37:22 · answer #10 · answered by AMY 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋