someone was chasing you with a dead possum? Like with the guts hanging out and everything! Roadkill!
2007-10-27 14:50:42 · 23 answers · asked by Oh, it's like that? 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Thanks a lot for the laughs!
2007-10-27 15:01:32 · update #1
Great green globs of greasy grimy opossum guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Little birdies dirty feet,
Great green globs of greasy grimy opossum guts,
And I forgot my spoon!
Great green gobs of greasy grimy opossum guts,
Multilated monkey meat,
Itsy bitsy birdie feet,
French fried eye-balls,
Rolling down a muddy street,
And I forgot my spoon.
(pause)
But I got my straw!
Great green gobs of greasy grimey opossum guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Saturated birdy feet,
All wrapped up in
All purpose porpoise pus.
And me without a spoon!
Gee whiz! (but I''ve got a straw)
Great green gobs of greasy grimy opossum guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Chopped up dirty birdy feet.
A one pound jar of all purpose porpoise pus
Swimming in pink lemonade.
Scab sandwich, spit on top
Monkey vomit, camel snot
Eagle eye and cookie goo
Made a sandwich just for you.
lolz, i read that i thought of this song, even though where it says opossum, it really says gopher*
2007-10-27 15:00:43 · answer #1 · answered by Kamikazi Kala 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, but they wouldn't be able to run after I got through with them. That is just disgusting. I had a nephew that kept tormenting me with a grass hopper. He ended up eating it later in a piece of cake(It was dead when I put it in his cake) I told him after he ate it. Pay backs a Bit** and I'm the queen of payback.
2007-10-27 14:56:36 · answer #2 · answered by Shrew 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd beat them with a stick for chasing me with that thing in the first place
2007-10-27 14:54:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
no i would denfinenitly stay put, i love dead possums, i eat the lips :)
2007-10-27 14:58:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd be a mile away in 2 seconds.
2007-10-27 14:53:57 · answer #5 · answered by hakim1125 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd curl up in a foetal position crying I think.
2007-10-27 14:56:36 · answer #6 · answered by munchkin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ofcourse i would thats soooooooooooo discusting and the person chasing u after u tell them to stop is probably immature!
2007-10-27 14:53:45 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I'd run and lets hope that I don't trip like they do in the movies.
2007-10-27 14:53:49 · answer #8 · answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
gee..i killed him and now he's after me ? My legs will tremble like crazy and i have to crawl to the nearest police station..ow wait...shall i put some salt on him to defend myself?
2007-10-27 15:34:57 · answer #9 · answered by Fallen&Broken 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep, I sure would, who wouldn't, the 1st person who answered this question must be a bear!
2007-10-27 14:54:58 · answer #10 · answered by Dreaming♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋