A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on His shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another
Handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'why don't
You eat the peanuts yourself?'
'We can't chew them because we've no teeth,' she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'
The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'
2007-10-27 14:54:29 · 18 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny hes ben eaiting the peanuts that they suked the chocolate off of thats rich
2007-10-27 14:59:28 · answer #1 · answered by pngwn4eva 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats funny
2007-10-27 22:37:59 · answer #2 · answered by lovell2013 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its been a while since I have read a lame joke. I kinda chuckled a little bit because it was pretty random.
2007-10-27 22:01:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-27 22:28:02 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow a good and funny joke i have never heard before. thats rare.
Good Job
2007-10-27 22:41:02 · answer #5 · answered by jrjunior42 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! thats actually a nice funny clean joke! all of the other jokes on here are mostly dirty! that was good thanks for sharing it with us!
2007-10-27 22:37:41 · answer #6 · answered by Em. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha only one joke allowed at a time
no allowed joke into joke
2007-10-27 22:06:46 · answer #7 · answered by Rajesh Smart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats a good one :)
2007-10-27 22:14:54 · answer #8 · answered by Christina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, owned
2007-10-27 23:15:42 · answer #9 · answered by Spadamn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol imagine just putting their mouth all around it...making sucking noises, *shiver*
2007-10-27 23:02:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋