Entertainment & Music - 11 October 2007

Would this soudn good in a birthday card with a picture of an angel....
"May the angels of God, come down from the HEavens, and watch over you on your specail day."

2007-10-11 05:17:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

over.......



Anybody mind if I have the hair of the dog?

2007-10-11 05:17:29 · 33 answers · asked by tirebiter 6 in Polls & Surveys

Hit the sack (go to bed)

2007-10-11 05:17:26 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What restrictions would you place on it?

2007-10-11 05:17:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.



5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.




10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.


15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up!!!!
18 Procrastinate Now!

19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

2007-10-11 05:17:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

a sympathetic ear,
a suggestion or two,
just please know I'm here for you!
.
We all need Phriends even if they are only online.
Don't you agree?

2007-10-11 05:17:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It was On Nick I Think Like 6-7 Years ago Where There Was A Group Of Kids Who Told Scarie storys around a campfire I Don't have any idea what it is called help me please

2007-10-11 05:16:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

And what was the last episode about? I think the series ended in 1999?

2007-10-11 05:16:31 · 3 answers · asked by silenceofnike 2 in Comedy

2007-10-11 05:12:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Isn't that just the worst thing ever...Ugh!!!

2007-10-11 05:12:03 · 46 answers · asked by Fabe 6 in Polls & Surveys

do you think osama bin ladin is real,or is he a scheme thought up in the mind of some half wit politician.(please do not yell at me about 911-i am not an insensitive person)i just wonder if he is real then where is he?surely he isnt that clever.where else does he have to hide?

2007-10-11 05:11:54 · 5 answers · asked by berlytea 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Are people really going to go here again?


http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=82555

2007-10-11 05:11:24 · 31 answers · asked by ♫ՖքØØķ¥♫ 7 in Rock and Pop

i lost my N95

i just got news its somwhere near u
can u plz find it
and send it back

DO NOT read my txt messages.... very private...thnks!

=))

2007-10-11 05:10:49 · 22 answers · asked by G4L. 7 in Polls & Surveys

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.

When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex.

He said, "I would like to have one too!"

Then I said, "But she is a dog!"

He said he didn't care what she looked like.

I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old."

He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding.

He told me to wait until after the wedding was over.

I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex."

He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church.

I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding.

The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me.

When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex.

He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex.

I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night."

The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away.

Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around.

I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest.

He said that I should have sold my own tickets.

"You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV."

He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.

I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married."

The Judge said, "Same here!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning.

I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw.

Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?"

I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I can't live any longer being so lonely."

And the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so go get yourself a dog."

2007-10-11 05:08:23 · 9 answers · asked by bellatrix 6 in Jokes & Riddles

mine is French

2007-10-11 05:07:18 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 05:05:25 · 6 answers · asked by Woodlyn 1 in Magazines

Here's a couple of mine. The Next time you feel perfect, try walking on water. I is a College Student. Nobody's ugly after 2am. How many "Idiot" pills did you take today?

2007-10-11 05:05:18 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Whenever I have to show my passport of ID card, everybody looks the picture twice and the question "Is that YOU?" follows....

2007-10-11 05:04:47 · 17 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Polls & Surveys

for hours without stopping... what would it be??

2007-10-11 05:03:09 · 29 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

What is the song that talks about Dancing with someone with someone else on their mind??

2007-10-11 05:02:46 · 2 answers · asked by Elizabeth H 1 in Other - Music

2007-10-11 05:02:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did your life turn out to be what you expected it to be, or did things go completely different? I mean if you planned something did it come true?

2007-10-11 05:02:34 · 10 answers · asked by DoLz 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think the engineers are stealing my snacks again...

2007-10-11 05:02:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 05:01:06 · 21 answers · asked by Agent 47™ Inc 6 in Polls & Surveys

An italian told me that there is pizza with chocolate.Is it true?Or once again they laughed?
Please tell me, if there is chocolate pizza.
And where they put the chocolate?on the tomato paste?i cant believe it..
I swear they told me today

2007-10-11 05:00:44 · 16 answers · asked by Paco 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 05:00:30 · 19 answers · asked by ♫ՖքØØķ¥♫ 7 in Rock and Pop

At the mall it is like 70 bucks which I think is a little too steep even for a great show does anyone know where I can get it for the cheapest price possible?

2007-10-11 05:00:11 · 2 answers · asked by ohioguy4jc 4 in Other - Television

i think a guy is playing a guitar!

2007-10-11 04:58:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singing

I wana be Gloria Velez, her legs are so sexy.

2007-10-11 04:57:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when i looked at a recent picyture of an old friend

2007-10-11 04:57:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys