Here's a couple of mine. The Next time you feel perfect, try walking on water. I is a College Student. Nobody's ugly after 2am. How many "Idiot" pills did you take today?
2007-10-11 05:05:18 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh and Smile, it confuses people.
2007-10-11 05:06:23 · update #1
i hear voices and they don't like you.
2007-10-11 05:09:57 · answer #1 · answered by kaljalonda 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don't Be Too Close: This Taxi Stops Anywhere Anytime Anyhow
2007-10-11 05:08:28 · answer #2 · answered by SunD 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Forget about World Peace ... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !
Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I did NOT escape - they gave me a day pass!
A mind is a terrible thing not to mess with.
2007-10-11 05:15:29 · answer #3 · answered by Sai Sai 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
2 B 1 ? 1 --
Can you trust your Government ? -- Ask a Native American
Love your Country or get your a-- out
Press 1 for English -- Press 2 to disconnect until you can
2007-10-11 05:11:50 · answer #4 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Serving Donuts On Another Planet seems to hit the mark with me.
2007-10-11 05:08:46 · answer #5 · answered by the buffster 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Midwives Help People Out"
"Bush Terrifies Me"
"Lost Your Cat? Check Under My Tires"
2007-10-11 05:09:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard someone say they had this bumper sticker on their car and I love it.
Who would Jesus Bomb? This person also has a sticker that says that she supports the militiary.
2007-10-11 05:09:03 · answer #7 · answered by Unsub29 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I Wanted To Listen To Your Music, I Would Be In Your Car
This is for the people who insist on having their radios so loud, you can't hear your own.
2007-10-11 05:08:53 · answer #8 · answered by Jessie H 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
"If you can read and write, thank a teacher
If you can do it in english, thank a Vet."
Although I'm pretty much a moderate, I think this one is funny also:
"I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than
driving with Ted Kennedy."
2007-10-11 05:19:32 · answer #9 · answered by Brad M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never interfere in the affairs of a dragon for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
2007-10-11 05:09:06 · answer #10 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cant feed em? dont breed em
dont tailgate me or ill flick a booger on your windshield
my child was immate of the month at the county jail
2007-10-11 05:10:36 · answer #11 · answered by lucyinthesky5473 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋