Entertainment & Music - 11 October 2007

2007-10-11 00:41:51 · 28 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

Nobody misplaces things in this house but somehow, when I leave things in its place, they always seem to disappear. Was it a "ghost"??

2007-10-11 00:41:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

On a day-to-day basis, what are you most afraid of?

2007-10-11 00:40:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

don't give me - confident, mature n stuff, i am talkin in terms of profession.
as a child the top 5 things i wanted to be -

architect
air hostess
doctor
teacher
model

i am an IT student - so i am none of that now. and thats kind of sad.

2007-10-11 00:39:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?"

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we have our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I lead these people from the dark, check to make sure I don't miss any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one takes advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff.

2007-10-11 00:39:37 · 15 answers · asked by bellatrix 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Can anyone explain? It was disovered that he had dug out of his cell when the prison Governor threw a piece of stone across the cell which penetrated the poster he had been using to conceal the hole. Nobody else knew of his plan to escape, so who attached the poster to the wall after he went down it? P.S, it appeared to be attached on all four corners. Please help?

2007-10-11 00:38:33 · 13 answers · asked by Jimbo 2 in Movies

forks should have their own island and political system.. i swear those things rule

2007-10-11 00:38:08 · 13 answers · asked by Best of Luck --~~~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Buffy or Willow

2007-10-11 00:37:28 · 3 answers · asked by Linda Fallsrock 2 in Other - Television

I do it more when I'm on the phone..lol..=)

thanx~

2007-10-11 00:37:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I got 199 and I'm so happy about that...

Been deleted 5 times and never made it past 100 BA's lol

2007-10-11 00:36:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

• Yo momma's like a Happy Meal... short cheap and greazy.

• Yo momma's like a toilet... fat white and smells like s**t.

• Yo momma's so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.

• Yo momma's so fat she has other fat people orbit around her.

• Yo momma's so fat when she goes down the street people call "tax!"i.

• Yo momma's so fat that when she steps onto the scales it reads "to be continued"

Hope you had a laugh... would love some feed-back ☺

2007-10-11 00:34:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

OK I'm literally throwing points at you here!

Tell me please who sang the following:

1. Little Children

2. You've got your troubles

3. Funny how love can be

4. I think of you

And just to prove Its not all the Mersey Sound...

1. Tobacco Road

2. Patches

2007-10-11 00:34:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

I say no!

2007-10-11 00:34:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 00:33:07 · 8 answers · asked by area52 6 in Polls & Surveys

This advert for Wilkinson sword is hilarious, let meknow what you think, its aimed at parents but anyone should find it funny!

http://www.ffk-wilkinson.com/

2007-10-11 00:32:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what would their kids be called...

2007-10-11 00:31:57 · 5 answers · asked by Phoenix 2 6 in Other - Music

What do you plan to do today?

2007-10-11 00:31:15 · 23 answers · asked by Mike M. 7 in Polls & Surveys

I dnt think so ...........is it so cmmn i think u knw so let me aha ?

2007-10-11 00:30:25 · 24 answers · asked by SG 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 00:29:25 · 4 answers · asked by nolongerhere 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 00:28:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in your mashed potatoes

2007-10-11 00:28:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 00:28:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 00:26:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that little house on memory lane

2007-10-11 00:23:17 · 9 answers · asked by Demonic 6 in Polls & Surveys

when the happy murcia whispers AAAAGGGGGHHHHH in your ear?

2007-10-11 00:21:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

- He/she is cheating you with someone lesser than you....
- He/she is cheating you with someone major than you...

Because the soul of the cheater is an Abyss!!! ;))

2007-10-11 00:20:57 · 22 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 00:19:52 · 23 answers · asked by Mic 5 in Polls & Surveys

1 a girl who ran out of gas in the middle of summer
or
2 a dirty homeless man

2007-10-11 00:19:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 00:17:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 00:15:10 · 25 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys