• Yo momma's like a Happy Meal... short cheap and greazy.
• Yo momma's like a toilet... fat white and smells like s**t.
• Yo momma's so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
• Yo momma's so fat she has other fat people orbit around her.
• Yo momma's so fat when she goes down the street people call "tax!"i.
• Yo momma's so fat that when she steps onto the scales it reads "to be continued"
Hope you had a laugh... would love some feed-back ☺
2007-10-11 00:34:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mamma's so fat here blood type Dolmio
Yo mamma's so fat that when she walked past the TV i missed an episode of the Simpsons....
Yo mamma so fat that when she stepped on the scales it read "one at a time"
2007-10-11 00:40:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!
Yo momma's so ugly, that she has to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her!
Yo momma's so ugly that she has to sneak up on a glass of water in the dark just to get a drink!
2007-10-11 00:40:44 · answer #2 · answered by Karen K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-06 11:56:51 · answer #3 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice ones i liked them
here is a star 4 u
keep mamaz daughter laughing...
continue.
2007-10-11 00:40:09 · answer #4 · answered by A's 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard the driveway one. Nice!
2007-10-11 01:38:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the racist part in me is very amused - P/C one not so much... *gg*
2007-10-11 01:07:35 · answer #6 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they're clevr, lol... and kinda funny
2007-10-11 00:42:55 · answer #7 · answered by Samzz101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm, those r sooo old, seriously...
2007-10-11 00:37:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh!
2007-10-11 00:52:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋