Entertainment & Music - 11 October 2007

A lady got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
In a huff, the lady slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

You're right," She said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey.

2007-10-11 01:11:23 · 13 answers · asked by Sofiya 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-11 01:10:50 · 19 answers · asked by The prophet of DOOM 5 in Polls & Surveys

things to do...

2007-10-11 01:09:42 · 12 answers · asked by Tsarey 6 in Polls & Surveys

Me my eyes are drooping and my Q&A's are slow - g'night mates!!!

2007-10-11 01:07:14 · 13 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am.....
I will burn the biscuits and scorch the eggs when I am upset.
Peace.

2007-10-11 01:06:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 01:06:39 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-10-11 01:06:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i speak very highly of my ego.. dont know exactly how large it is tho

2007-10-11 01:04:38 · 18 answers · asked by sandwich eater / ozone saver 4 in Polls & Surveys

besides answers,myspace,facebook? No porn.

2007-10-11 01:03:58 · 5 answers · asked by La Dee Da 3 in Polls & Surveys

ok. i need some ideas. im gonna go as a gothic person 4 halloween. how should i dres?? lol i mean i know basics, but like acessories and stuff. thx!

2007-10-11 01:03:50 · 8 answers · asked by <3evie 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 01:02:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just got back from my villa ( well my parents.....) In Rhodes and I've just poured my fourth peach vodka!!! Do you not just hate the post holiday blues!!!????

2007-10-11 01:00:19 · 9 answers · asked by Chav Princess 7 in Polls & Surveys

additional $10?

2007-10-11 00:58:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 00:58:03 · 3 answers · asked by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 in Movies

2007-10-11 00:57:20 · 18 answers · asked by nolongerhere 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm going back to R & S at least they know how to have fun

2007-10-11 00:57:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071011/film_nm/sexdoll_dc

2007-10-11 00:56:36 · 3 answers · asked by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 in Movies

also why?

2007-10-11 00:56:19 · 5 answers · asked by Linda Fallsrock 2 in Polls & Surveys

This guy walks into the bedroom holding a glass of water and two asprins and says "Here honey!"
The wife looks at him and says "What's that for?"
Husband: "For your headache!"
Wife: "But I dont have a headache!"
Husband: "GOTCHA!"

Two sharks are swimming in the North Sea. One says to the other "I am bloody sick of all this mackerel" the other replies, "Do you fancy nipping round to Morecombe Bay for a chinese?"

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?
you come in one and go in the other.


A blonde walked into a computer shop one day and asked the shop assistant for a curtain to fit her 15 inch computer monitor. The assistant said, "Why do you want a curtain for your computer screen?"
To which the blonde replies, "I've got Windows".


Following the incident this week with Janet Jackson at the Superbowl, I did a search on the internet for 'Janet Jackson' + 'right t**', and all I got was a picture of her and Michael Jackson...

2007-10-11 00:55:19 · 19 answers · asked by puma 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Lord Vader, Masterbator

2007-10-11 00:54:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I recently discovered 'Still Standing'. I never watched it when it was making its run on CBS, but I love it now. It's a hilarious show.

2007-10-11 00:51:20 · 6 answers · asked by Deke 5 in Other - Television

Not a lot.



Come to the Dark Side.

2007-10-11 00:51:19 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 00:51:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1) Shower or Bath?
2) Love or Money?
3) T.V. or Radio?
4) 7 or 11?
5) Glasses or Contacts?
6) Fake or Real?
7) Pop or Water?

2007-10-11 00:50:08 · 33 answers · asked by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 in Polls & Surveys

:-)



I'd like to build a little camp fire...

2007-10-11 00:49:22 · 25 answers · asked by Snake Eyes 6 in Polls & Surveys

Then l press accept, and the next day l get another off same person- so l press accept-- and so on and so on- Whats going on? Can anyone tell me please, l love my contacts and dont want to loose them THANKYOU ALL, love Jo xx

2007-10-11 00:49:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 00:47:49 · 16 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 00:45:31 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mention at least 3 works of different genres that he composed during and after his travel.



thank you so much for helping me!!!

2007-10-11 00:44:05 · 4 answers · asked by tessa 1 in Classical

I am not being contacted via email when one of my answers is choosen best answer. This started yesterday.
Seems like they fix one problem, then there is another. At one time everything here ran oh so smoothly!!
If I have missed telling someone thank you, for choosing my answer, I am sorry!!

2007-10-11 00:42:12 · 15 answers · asked by ® 7 in Polls & Surveys