Entertainment & Music - 11 October 2007

A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.

Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian."

2007-10-11 23:58:58 · 8 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Does anyone know where I can get a "zoot suit"?

2007-10-11 23:58:57 · 15 answers · asked by Mike M. 7 in Polls & Surveys

I am so busy proffessing to others that wee mistakes are ok yet i always tell myself off if things are not right. Am i contrary mary or is it a normal way to be.

2007-10-11 23:56:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was in Canada last week and I got so p!ssed off because all of the road signs were in kilometers. Its Bull Crap!!!

2007-10-11 23:52:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Homer Simpson is the shape of a light bulb, ladies, what does your body shape resemble?

2007-10-11 23:52:39 · 6 answers · asked by igotclap 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 23:52:20 · 10 answers · asked by Unathi 3 in Polls & Surveys

even though were adults me and my sisters don't

2007-10-11 23:51:46 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. your own home
2. a totem pole
3. your own business
4. brand new vehicle
5. any current electronic devices
6. a space suit & gear
7. Yahoo Inc.
8. a pet (type?)
9. fire hydrant
10. 72" TV
More than one answer is cool too..=)

thanx~

2007-10-11 23:51:00 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 23:50:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 23:49:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

1 being horrible and 10 being beautiful.
mine is like a 0.
hehe it's like I have absolutely no control over my hand, it's kind of cool though, it's like a secret code - I'm the only one who can read it.
lol

2007-10-11 23:48:15 · 43 answers · asked by pir8 6 in Polls & Surveys

I really feel sorry for Sir Paul McCartney, he was truly in love with Heather Mills and so therefore found no need to sign a pre-nuptial agreement, and now he is being taken to the cleaners regarding this huge amount of money that looks like going in the way of his X. I think Heather Mills is a money grabber, and I do not believe one little bit about Sir Paul supposedly beating her during their marriage. Sir Paul now needs to take a back seat and enjoy the rest of his life, after all he has helped fill our collections with some wonderful pieces of music. Take care Sir Paul.

2007-10-11 23:46:05 · 23 answers · asked by dortan 3 in Celebrities

when you don't pee all over the toilet seat

2007-10-11 23:45:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is that kid cool, or what?!? I didn't borrow my parents car until I was 12...wow...kids, today...what are ya' gonna do?

2007-10-11 23:44:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why can't you hum while pinching your nose?

2007-10-11 23:44:31 · 5 answers · asked by Mrs. T 4 in Polls & Surveys

you no what its like you get to friday and you have no idea what to do for dinner ?
any ideas ??

2007-10-11 23:44:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 23:44:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-10-11 23:44:09 · 21 answers · asked by      7 in Polls & Surveys

..what those manuscripts are about??? Are they hiding a very important secret that could save the world?? Is it instructions how to find a Treasure? Is it a pizza recipe???
What do you think?

Dellarovere knows for sure but he will not tell me. He clarified that!

2007-10-11 23:43:58 · 11 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Polls & Surveys

I do.

2007-10-11 23:42:54 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 23:40:33 · 4 answers · asked by vinesh i 1 in Horoscopes

I have 2

2007-10-11 23:40:32 · 33 answers · asked by Normefoo 4 in Polls & Surveys

my postman always steals my letters.and he smells.

2007-10-11 23:39:27 · 7 answers · asked by skinnyribcage 2 in Other - Entertainment

i was 19

2007-10-11 23:39:17 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And you had to kill men that had been shrunk down to an inch tall by stepping on them.
What would you wear to do it?
And what would you say to each of them as you stood on them?

All in fun, but 5 stars for best answer

2007-10-11 23:38:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what really makes you mad

2007-10-11 23:38:07 · 39 answers · asked by majoti 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 23:37:00 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

My question was..."Do you like pasta?". Why would yahoo answers delete it????? There were 38 answers but I never got the chance to read them. :(

2007-10-11 23:36:15 · 19 answers · asked by Bella ♥ Italiana 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 23:33:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I did not sleep good. It got so hot in my room so I went to my brothers room. I slept in his bed cuz he is at a friends house spending the night. I finally got like a hour of sleep. It's 6:30am I'm up cuz I have to go to the dentist any one want to go 4 me and I can go back to sleep?

2007-10-11 23:32:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys