Entertainment & Music - 11 October 2007

2007-10-11 21:11:54 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Blonde Interview


The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked,
"If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."




Blonde Hunting


A blonde went hunting with her boyfriend and his buddy. They agreed that while they went separate ways, anyone who got lost would shoot three times into the air to get someone to come.
The blonde got lost, naturally.

She shot three times into the air.

Nobody came.

She tried again.

Still nobody came.

She said to herself, "Wow, I hope somebody comes soon. I'm almost out of arrows!"

2007-10-11 21:11:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

would you feel hurt? surprised? disgusted? happy for them?

2007-10-11 21:11:04 · 16 answers · asked by Jesus is my Savior 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 21:10:48 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Fatherly Advice


A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him.
He asked his father, "How does this boat float?"

The father thought for a moment, then replied, "Don't rightly know, son."

The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father, "How do fish breathe underwater?"

Once again the father replied, "Don't rightly know, son."

A little later the boy asked his father, "Why is the sky blue?"

Again, the father replied. "Don't rightly know, son."

Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says, "Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?"

"Of course not, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything!"

2007-10-11 21:09:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Three women were about to be executed. One was a brunette, one a redhead, and the other a blonde.
The guard brought the first woman, the brunette, forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests. She said no, and the executioner shouted:

"... Ready ... Aim... !!

and suddenly the brunette yelled,

"EARTHQUAKE!"

Everyone was startled and looked around. She escaped. So they brought up the redhead and asked if she had any last requests.

She said no, and the executioner shouted:

"... Ready ... Aim ...!!

and suddenly the redhead yelled

"TORNADO!"

Everyone was startled and looked around. She escaped. Well, by now, the blonde had it all figured out.

They brought her forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests. She said no and the executioner shouted:

"... Ready ... Aim ... !!

and the blonde yelled,

"FIRE!"

2007-10-11 21:06:24 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-11 21:06:10 · 28 answers · asked by gone 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 21:04:03 · 36 answers · asked by Bored 5 in Polls & Surveys

Alright. I want to make a CD about being/becoming/acting like/partying like/or just wanting to be a rockstar. I need all those smart rockers out there (or really stoned ones who listen to a lot of music) to help me compile a list of 12-20 song for a CD. Here's my list of songs I want on it right off the bad:

"Money for Nothing" DIre Straits
"Party Like A Rockstar" Shop Boyz (I know it's rap, but it fits the bill...)
"Party Like A Rockstar" JT Experience
"Famous" Puddle of Mudd
"Rockstar" Nickleback

So yeah... Whoever comes up with the best list not only gets best answer, but I promise to promote his/her musical greatness with a 5 star rating. So my minions, disperse and bring unto me rockstar music glory

2007-10-11 20:59:34 · 8 answers · asked by Damian 2 in Rock and Pop

Blonde Exam
The Blonde reported for her University final examination, which consisted of "yes/no" type questions.

She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within a half an hour, she was all done whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out.

During the last few minutes, she was seen desperately throwing the coin, mumbling and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what was going on.

"I finished the exam in half an hour. But, I am rechecking my answers."

2007-10-11 20:58:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-11 20:56:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

The Waiting Room

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor when the nurse walked out and said to a man sitting there, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!"

The man replied, "How about that! I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mrs. Smith had just had triplets.

Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for 3M!"

When the nurse appeared next, she told the third man that his wife had given birth to quadruplets. "That's amazing! I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!"

At this point the gentleman sitting next to me let out a little strangled gasp and hurriedly got up, obviously distraught. When I asked him if he was okay, he explained,

"I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I'm the casting director for 101 Dalmatians."

2007-10-11 20:55:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Young Elvis Costello:
http://www.muzieklijstjes.nl/Tips/CostelloEMyaim.jpg

Buddy Holly in the middle of this pic: http://newcountry973.com/images/artists/BuddyHolly4.jpg

2007-10-11 20:52:30 · 5 answers · asked by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 in Celebrities

2007-10-11 20:52:27 · 27 answers · asked by ?only?me? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 20:51:53 · 14 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 20:51:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

WHOS THERE

Three people were trying to get into heaven.
Peter asked the first, "Who's there?"

"It's me, Albert Jones," the voice replied. St. Peter let him in.

Then St. Peter asked the second one the second same question, "Who's there?"

"It's me, Charlie Jones." And St. Peter let him in.

Finally he turns to the third, asking the same question, "Who's there?"

"It is I, Verla Chapman," answered the third.

"Oh, great," muttered St. Peter. "Another one of those English teachers."



Good News - Bad News

There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation:

"I have good news and bad news.

The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program.

The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

2007-10-11 20:50:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

*CRIES* *CRIES*
OMG I HATE MYSELF I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS
I DID SOMETHING AWEFUL, I SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL, BUT INSTEAD I I SAID TO MY MOM THAT MY FRIEND ON ANOTHER PART OF THE WORLD WANTS TO KILL HERSLELF AND I NEED TO SEND MESSAGES TO HELP HER, SO I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL. I DID THIS BECAUSE OF THAT GUY, I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SPEAK WITH HIM, I'M SO AFRAID. OMG SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME, I SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL. MY MOM SAYS THAT SHE CAN TAKE ME TO SCHOOL AND I'LL GO (IN SOME HOURS), SHOULD I LET HER TAKE ME AND FACE MY BIGGEST FEAR? PLEASE PRAY FOR ME, PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME, I CAN'T STOP CRYING!

2007-10-11 20:49:13 · 13 answers · asked by Christina's fan 3 in Polls & Surveys

i hear water dripping, i dont know where its coming from...im scared...omg i need to go to sleep, ive been hearing different things lol

2007-10-11 20:48:34 · 25 answers · asked by -unknown- 1 in Polls & Surveys

Here's some wacky definitions.

SALESMAN -- man with ability to convince wife she'd look fat in mink.

CANNIBAL -- person who likes to see other people stewed.

EGOCENTRIC -- a person who believes he is everything you know you are.

FOREIGN FILM -- any movie shown in Texas theater that isn't a western.

MAGAZINE -- bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

COLLEGE: The four-year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone.

EMERGENCY NUMBERS: Police station, fire department and places that deliver.

OPERA: When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.

BUFFET: A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself."

BABY-SITTER: A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teen-agers.

TRAFFIC LIGHT -- apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.

PIONEER -- early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods.

2007-10-11 20:46:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Thanks for answering ♥

2007-10-11 20:45:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Colour?
Hobby?
Season?

2007-10-11 20:42:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Top Ten Signs You're in for a Long Sermon
10. There's a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler.

9. The pews have camper hookups.

8. You overhear the pastor telling the soundman to have a few (dozen!) extra tapes on hand to record today's sermon.

7. The preacher has brought a snack to the pulpit.

6. The preacher breaks for an intermission.

5. The bulletins have pizza delivery menus.

4. When the preacher asks the deacon to bring in his notes, he rolls in a filing cabinet.

3. The choir loft is furnished with La-Z-Boys.

2. Instead of taking off his watch and laying it on the pulpit, the preacher turns up a four-foot hour-glass.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE IN FOR A LONG SUNDAY SERMON

1. The minister says, "You'll be out in time to watch the super bowl" but it's only November!

2007-10-11 20:40:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

for a couple of days?

2007-10-11 20:36:40 · 23 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 20:36:37 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

List a few, please....thanks

2007-10-11 20:34:21 · 8 answers · asked by xoxo 6 in Polls & Surveys

That's the easiest way I can put it

2007-10-11 20:33:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Classical

Employee: Boss can I have the day off tomorrow?

Boss: So you want a day off. New Year's eve, huh? Let's take a look at what you are asking for:

There are 365 days per year available for work.
There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.

You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.

With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.

You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave.

This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work.

We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days.

We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!

2007-10-11 20:31:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i just want to hear,,, fedde le grand&ida corr,--LET ME THINK ABOUT IT

over and over and over AGAIN

2007-10-11 20:29:43 · 36 answers · asked by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 in Polls & Surveys

..hopefully not by sheep. They've been laid off.

2007-10-11 20:27:38 · 15 answers · asked by A bit young 4 being psychotic 4 in Polls & Surveys