Top Ten Signs You're in for a Long Sermon
10. There's a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler.
9. The pews have camper hookups.
8. You overhear the pastor telling the soundman to have a few (dozen!) extra tapes on hand to record today's sermon.
7. The preacher has brought a snack to the pulpit.
6. The preacher breaks for an intermission.
5. The bulletins have pizza delivery menus.
4. When the preacher asks the deacon to bring in his notes, he rolls in a filing cabinet.
3. The choir loft is furnished with La-Z-Boys.
2. Instead of taking off his watch and laying it on the pulpit, the preacher turns up a four-foot hour-glass.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE IN FOR A LONG SUNDAY SERMON
1. The minister says, "You'll be out in time to watch the super bowl" but it's only November!
2007-10-11 20:40:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha funny lol
2007-10-11 20:44:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn, Its true but Im only 27. Oooopppsss. Ah well, Iva had a good life. PS-only some of them apply, obviously. The ear hair is not true...yet...
2016-05-22 01:02:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm in the US and yes, I found this funny. Thank goodness I've never witnessed any of these other than a long sermon. ;)
2007-10-11 20:54:30 · answer #3 · answered by REM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm in the choir at church (no La-Z-boys, though). I particularly liked #4 (I'd be looking for an exit). Good one!
2007-10-11 21:00:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good ones! 100!
2007-10-11 21:42:31 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been there many many many times! Star!
2007-10-11 23:29:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
might be funny to an american audience. i hardly understood any of it. thought this was Y/A UK?
2007-10-11 20:48:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one
2007-10-11 20:56:13 · answer #8 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are very good. Thanks for the em em long sermon. lol
2007-10-12 01:15:22 · answer #9 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha lol
2007-10-11 20:46:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋