The Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor when the nurse walked out and said to a man sitting there, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!"
The man replied, "How about that! I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."
About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mrs. Smith had just had triplets.
Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for 3M!"
When the nurse appeared next, she told the third man that his wife had given birth to quadruplets. "That's amazing! I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!"
At this point the gentleman sitting next to me let out a little strangled gasp and hurriedly got up, obviously distraught. When I asked him if he was okay, he explained,
"I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I'm the casting director for 101 Dalmatians."
2007-10-11 20:55:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao good
2007-10-11 20:58:52 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scary but funny 9/10
2007-10-11 22:51:20 · answer #2 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, but last time you posted this, it was ending with the guy working for 7up.
I think it was about a week ago.
Still good though, keep em coming
2007-10-11 21:44:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-11 21:41:09 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-10-11 21:54:56 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gave me a chuckle.
2007-10-11 20:58:58 · answer #6 · answered by REM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! its imposable to have 101 babys but its funny!
2007-10-11 20:59:23 · answer #7 · answered by MiZz RuBy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was actually very good lol
2007-10-12 01:22:27 · answer #8 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's good alright. Thank you.
2007-10-12 01:31:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah its funny
made me laff anyway
2007-10-11 21:03:10 · answer #10 · answered by kj 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-10-11 21:18:00 · answer #11 · answered by bushnana 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋