Here's some wacky definitions.
SALESMAN -- man with ability to convince wife she'd look fat in mink.
CANNIBAL -- person who likes to see other people stewed.
EGOCENTRIC -- a person who believes he is everything you know you are.
FOREIGN FILM -- any movie shown in Texas theater that isn't a western.
MAGAZINE -- bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.
COLLEGE: The four-year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone.
EMERGENCY NUMBERS: Police station, fire department and places that deliver.
OPERA: When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.
BUFFET: A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself."
BABY-SITTER: A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teen-agers.
TRAFFIC LIGHT -- apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.
PIONEER -- early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods.
2007-10-11 20:46:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PEOPLE -- some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened.
SWIMMING POOL -- a mob of people with water in it.
SELF-CONTROL -- the ability to eat only one peanut.
TATTOO: Permanent proof of temporary insanity.
2007-10-11 20:46:43 · update #1
I like those. Cheers hun they are great.
2007-10-12 01:38:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Cannibal one was very funny and the others are great. lol
2007-10-12 08:29:59 · answer #2 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Babysitter and Tatoo are my favorite
2007-10-12 03:51:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and true
2007-10-12 03:49:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY FUNNY -- my favorites were: SALESMAN, COLLEGE, BABY-SITTER, and TATTOO!!
Star-worthy !!
2007-10-12 04:05:48 · answer #5 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And so??another play on words..I enjoyed......
2007-10-12 03:51:02 · answer #6 · answered by silhouette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha very good lol
2007-10-12 08:21:01 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol,10/10.
2007-10-12 04:26:00 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-12 03:48:58 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-12 04:55:39 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋