Entertainment & Music - 11 October 2007

2007-10-11 21:44:12 · 9 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who...
1) would treat her nicely
2) wouldn't run away from her
3) would be good in bed.
Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.
"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."
"Yes, but are you good in bed?"
"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

2007-10-11 21:43:38 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

or for the kids do you eat the lunch at school

2007-10-11 21:43:36 · 4 answers · asked by Kitty 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 21:42:38 · 7 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

who is filipino here?

2007-10-11 21:41:55 · 7 answers · asked by rbtchcknlg 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 21:41:49 · 19 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 21:40:39 · 31 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

I do! =)

2007-10-11 21:39:42 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 21:39:24 · 19 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 21:38:22 · 20 answers · asked by Kyle 1 in Movies

2007-10-11 21:37:46 · 7 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 21:36:15 · 21 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

a bathroom break? yawning? typing furiously? hmmmm???

2007-10-11 21:34:02 · 25 answers · asked by 🐭 cat™ 🐭 7 in Polls & Surveys

evil thing that you have done?

2007-10-11 21:33:02 · 9 answers · asked by marcelino angelo (BUSY) 7 in Polls & Surveys

WHERE WOULD YOU BE…?



IF … YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?


IF … YOU HAD NO WORRIES?


IF … YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU?



IF … YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN?


IF … YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS?


IF … YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU,
WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES?



…..


SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE?




















HUH?






















YOU'D BE IN THE WRONG FOCKING HOUSE.

2007-10-11 21:27:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 21:27:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can anyone recommend any good websites?

2007-10-11 21:23:42 · 6 answers · asked by Chav Princess 7 in Polls & Surveys

i'm in chemistry ;)

2007-10-11 21:23:38 · 39 answers · asked by ThePoloHole 6 in Polls & Surveys

would be answered by about the same amount of people if someone else asked it?

2007-10-11 21:23:15 · 5 answers · asked by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 in Polls & Surveys

i think not enough is being done to stop it!! if its okay i would like to use all of you replies in a pettition that im gonna send to everybody that can do something to help.

2007-10-11 21:22:14 · 17 answers · asked by MissPresley 2 in Polls & Surveys

An old guy's car collides with a young guy's car and both are demolished. The two crawl out of the wreckage, amazed that neither of them was hurt in the accident.

The old guy says, "Look at this miracle! This must surely be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live our lives in peace for the rest of our days."

"Sure," says the young guy, convinced the old man is crazy.

"And look at this!" says the old guy, reaching back into his car. "A miracle! My car is demolished, but this bottle of 12-year-old Scotch didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink and celebrate our good fortune."

Again the young guy agrees, so the old guy opens the bottle and passes it to him. The young guy smiles and takes several huge swigs, then tries to hand it to the old guy, who, to his surprise, refuses. "Aren't you having any?" asks the young guy.

"No, thanks," replies the old guy. "I'll wait for the police."

2007-10-11 21:21:54 · 8 answers · asked by hotbodfun 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-11 21:20:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-10-11 21:19:51 · 3 answers · asked by risu23 1 in Talk Shows

I would like mine to read:
"Your time is coming."

2007-10-11 21:19:11 · 23 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm sick of chores

2007-10-11 21:18:55 · 17 answers · asked by Kitty 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 21:18:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 21:17:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 21:17:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.” I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me.” Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

2007-10-11 21:16:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

they've got a hell of a band?
who's all there?

2007-10-11 21:15:22 · 13 answers · asked by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 in Polls & Surveys