There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who...
1) would treat her nicely
2) wouldn't run away from her
3) would be good in bed.
Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.
"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."
"Yes, but are you good in bed?"
"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
2007-10-11 21:43:38 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool
2007-10-11 21:51:49 · answer #1 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW 9/10
2007-10-11 22:38:12 · answer #2 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great! Havent laughed like that in ages
2007-10-11 21:47:31 · answer #3 · answered by Con 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha - the sort of letter Fletch would send to his old lady from his cell in Slade Prison (Porridge)
2016-05-22 01:05:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-11 21:46:07 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is brilliant..A nice bit of humour to start off my friday
2007-10-11 22:07:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, funny!
2007-10-11 21:54:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha disabled people are funny.
2007-10-11 21:49:32 · answer #8 · answered by dimples 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol excellent, have a star x
2007-10-11 23:26:08 · answer #9 · answered by nat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-12 01:08:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋