How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?"
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we have our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I lead these people from the dark, check to make sure I don't miss any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one takes advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff.
2007-10-11 00:39:37 · 15 answers · asked by bellatrix 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was incredibly accurate. i love it.
2007-10-11 00:42:39 · answer #1 · answered by christy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You done good in portraying different breeds, but you forgot one. My pitbull, old Buckshot, would say:
"Forget the damn light bulb. I'll go down the road and get us a street light. Be right back."
2007-10-11 00:52:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Love those! So true! I have a border collie puppy and he's a little ball of energy :D
2007-10-11 00:52:09 · answer #3 · answered by Butterfly Kisses ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got this as an email with funny pictures of the different breeds, definetly funnier with the visualization!
2007-10-11 00:43:19 · answer #4 · answered by Gracie63 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have one for you, someone gave my brother a male beagle, it wasn't long before he found out why he got it for free, it has a bad habit of humping women's leg's, no kidding, as soon as a woman walks in his house the dog is all over her, my brother had to build a big pen for the dog in his backyard,
2007-10-11 00:51:06 · answer #5 · answered by akadave 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice ending (lol)
2007-10-11 00:43:37 · answer #6 · answered by ((LOON)) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good, i like that, i love dogs, i have two staffies, they are gorgeous, *have a star*
2007-10-11 00:44:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks that was brilliant and really made me laugh.
I.ve given you a star. I shall save it to tell my family.
2007-10-11 00:49:22 · answer #8 · answered by bri 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
PMSL!!! Excellent!!!! LMAO!!!
2007-10-11 00:47:04 · answer #9 · answered by hcchenery 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i like them...have a star
2007-10-11 00:43:33 · answer #10 · answered by puma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is a cute one!
2007-10-11 01:19:16 · answer #11 · answered by fullofsugaw 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋