Entertainment & Music - 16 May 2007

Do we get more violations?

2007-05-16 09:38:18 · 17 answers · asked by Miss T 7 in Polls & Surveys

Like for example, Shaq is a celebrity, but Aaron Brooks from the NFL Saints team isn't. Why is that?

2007-05-16 09:38:17 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Or the real thing?

2007-05-16 09:37:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in finding out what makes an interesting question?
Well so am I

2007-05-16 09:36:19 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so am I the father?

2007-05-16 09:36:09 · 33 answers · asked by God's_gift_2_women 1 in Polls & Surveys

There was a flood in a village.

One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!"

The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"

"No" replied the man. God will save me!

The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house.

A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help."

No, God will save me!" he said

Eventually he died by drowning.

He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me?"

God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!

2007-05-16 09:36:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-16 09:36:00 · 13 answers · asked by Thunderman9 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 09:35:11 · 13 answers · asked by Suzanne S 1 in Jazz

why?

2007-05-16 09:35:05 · 43 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 09:34:35 · 6 answers · asked by Junebaby 3 in Other - Music

2007-05-16 09:34:30 · 15 answers · asked by Rob 6 in Polls & Surveys

Boudreaux Wins Da Lottry
Boudreaux won the ten million dollar Louisiana Lotto drawing. So early Monday morning he drives to Lotto headquarters in Baton Rouge to collect his winnings.
Boudreaux tells the clerk, "I won the Lotto and I come to collect my money, eight million dollar."
The clerk tells him "I am sorry Mr. Boudreaux but we don't give all the money at one time, we will pay you four hundred thousand dollars for the next twenty years."
Boudreaux tells the clerk "Cher, I don't want to wait no twenty years for my money I want it today and all of it!"
Again she tells him "I am sorry sir but that's not the way it works."
Boudreaux blood began to boil and he tell the clerk, "Looky here lady, if you can't give me all of my money today fine! Here is your ticket, now you give me back my dollar!"

2007-05-16 09:34:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-16 09:34:05 · 34 answers · asked by ~*Jaye*~ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I just want to know the pros and cons of being a music producer.

2007-05-16 09:33:41 · 1 answers · asked by A Nobody 1 in Other - Music

Who and where?

2007-05-16 09:32:40 · 17 answers · asked by go awayyyyyyyyyyy 2 in Celebrities

2007-05-16 09:32:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

their shoes? If they're already off, will you forgive our envy?

2007-05-16 09:32:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When Boudreaux was a little boy he was called "Tee-Boudreaux". "Tee Boudreaux" lived with his family in a house with no indoor plumbing. Instead they had an outhouse out in the back of the house. His dad, Papa Boudreaux, wanted the best he could get for the Boudreaux family. So they had a "two holer" outhouse so that two people could "go" at the same time.
One day Tee-Boudreaux and Papa Boudreaux were both in the outhouse when Tee-Boudreaux saw his Papa accidentally drop a quarter into the hole.

Tee-Boudreaux noticed his Papa thinking about something a while then reach into his pocket, pull out a dollar bill, and drop it into the hole where the quarter had gone.

Tee-Boudreaux saw this and said, "Mais, Papa what you dropped dat dollar bill into dat hole for?!".

Papa Boudreaux said, "May Tee-Boudreaux, I didn't have de heart do send you down dere for just a quarter!"

2007-05-16 09:31:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "Brett, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Brett was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.
This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped when a second door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair,and flies circled her.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "Carl, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Carl, like Brett, was whisked off.
Bob, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained to see the figure of ... Cindy Crawford. Delighted, Bob jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, barely dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying:
"Cindy, you have sinned ........"

2007-05-16 09:30:33 · 22 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-16 09:29:58 · 32 answers · asked by Wise One 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 09:29:54 · 37 answers · asked by April 5 in Polls & Surveys

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that her students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. She wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So she asked her class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. Finally, she gathered her wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there

2007-05-16 09:29:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-16 09:28:18 · 13 answers · asked by Johnny's Girl 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 09:27:40 · 13 answers · asked by If your a bird, I'm a bird.. 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 09:27:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I'm 5'7" weight 135. My Dr just told me that I need to weigh at least 150!!! I have a small frame. Does this sound odd to you?

2007-05-16 09:25:23 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My tire is low can i borrow some air from between your ears to fill it back up?

Its just a silly question dont delete it cause someone already has once

2007-05-16 09:25:23 · 17 answers · asked by Big Daddy 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 09:25:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-05-16 09:24:06 · 10 answers · asked by DJ Easy Bing 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 09:24:05 · 16 answers · asked by ken s 6 in Polls & Surveys