Entertainment & Music - 16 May 2007

needs a make over? Ax the hat and sunglasses man!..lol..

2007-05-16 08:38:02 · 20 answers · asked by Fabe 6 in Polls & Surveys

Where are you? We are having a tornado right now.

2007-05-16 08:37:37 · 19 answers · asked by fruit salad 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 08:37:28 · 4 answers · asked by Rich C 3 in Polls & Surveys

"They" are saying that millions of people die from smoking, "they" say that the ozone layer is getting holes in it, "they say that its bad to eat junk food. Who are "they?

Dont say the government.

2007-05-16 08:37:10 · 6 answers · asked by Amanda 3 in Polls & Surveys

A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"

The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."

"Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use a restroom!"

"Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there -- and she's only covered by a fig leaf!"

"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way!"

So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom.

After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again! He went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. When I came in here, the place was hopping with music and dancing. Then the room became absolutely quiet. I went to the restroom, and now the place is hopping again."

"Well, now you're one of us!" said the bartender. "Would you like a drink too?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled pastor.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about a drink?"

2007-05-16 08:36:51 · 13 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-16 08:36:34 · 35 answers · asked by staciesweet 5 in Polls & Surveys

i need this for homework, and i know it was ray something, but i dont know his last name. PLEASE HELP!!!!!!

2007-05-16 08:36:12 · 6 answers · asked by pol_224 6 in Movies

2007-05-16 08:36:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 08:36:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 08:35:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 08:34:57 · 26 answers · asked by saraweez 2 in Movies

Instuctions;
'Do not put hurricane lamp in a draught' !!! ???

2007-05-16 08:34:40 · 13 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Polls & Surveys

my sister has short red hair and we were getting ready for my mom's funeral and she blow dried her hair and it looked just like that guy from the starburst commercial so she started yelling "BERRIES AND CREAM BERRIES AND CREAM" and we were laughing hysterically. Our dad walked into the hotel room and saw us laughing and looked really sad and I feel bad about it now. It's not that we werent' sad about mom, it was just a funny couple of minutes in a really horrible weekend.

2007-05-16 08:34:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 08:32:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

2007-05-16 08:30:38 · 24 answers · asked by 1sleepymama 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 08:30:15 · 12 answers · asked by Benjamin L 1 in Movies

i would want to be a a blow pop, so i could tell people to blow me.

2007-05-16 08:29:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Via my good lady from daughter no. 1.


Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

2007-05-16 08:29:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There were four people who were in the final stages of interviewing for a prestigious job. One was Christian, one was Catholic, one was a Buddhist and the forth was Jewish.

The company decided to fly them all in for dinner and a final interview.

Over dinner at a fine restaurant, the president of the company told them that all were very worthy applicants, and that he wished he could hire them all, but that they only had enough money budgeted to hire one person. He told them that he would call each of them in one at a time for a final interview the next day, and that he would ask each one of them the same question. Whoever answered the question the best would be the one hired. All applicants agreed that this was fair.

The next day the first applicant, the Christian, was called in. The president posed the question, "What is the fastest thing in the world?"

He thought for a moment and replied, "That would have to be a thought."

"Why do you say that?" asked the president.

"Well, a thought takes no time at all...it is in your mind in an instant, then gone again."

"Ahh, very good. Thank you," replied the president.

Next the same question was posed to the Catholic woman. "What is the fastest thing in the world?"

She paused and replied, "That would have to be a blink."

"Why?" asked the president.

"Because you don't even think about a blink, it's just a reflex. You do it in an instant."

The president thanked her, then called in the next person.

The Buddhist was asked what the fastest thing in the world was, and after hesitating for a brief moment, he replied, "I would have to say electricity. Why? Because a man can flip a switch, and immediately, three miles away a light will go on."

"I see, very good," replied the president.

Then, the Jewish man was called in.

He, too, was asked, "What is the fastest thing in the world?"

"That's easy..." he replied, "that would have to be diarrhoea!"

Rather stunned, the president asked, "Why do you say that?"

"Well, last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps...
..and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS.....
(He got the job....)

2007-05-16 08:29:37 · 21 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm going on a date tonite and I told the guy that I'm still a virgin, but I seem to have misplaced my boy-hymen a few weeks ago and haven't seen it since. Do you think I could use a nickel instead?

2007-05-16 08:28:14 · 19 answers · asked by Venus Mantrap 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 08:28:01 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ive seen some of his answers, and I must say im impressed

2007-05-16 08:26:28 · 4 answers · asked by Rich C 3 in Polls & Surveys

Thanx a bunch :o)

2007-05-16 08:26:24 · 13 answers · asked by MRS. EVIL GENIUS 5 in Polls & Surveys

would it make you feel any better?!
[i hope so!]

2007-05-16 08:25:49 · 29 answers · asked by ....FED UP............ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 08:25:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-05-16 08:24:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 08:24:22 · 30 answers · asked by ....FED UP............ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 08:24:08 · 38 answers · asked by Rich C 3 in Polls & Surveys

In my opinion no one has ever come close to Jimi's way of playing and no one has been as influential as he has been.. i mean come on he wrote the greatest piece of music ever.. "Machine Gun" nothing has ever come close to that.

2007-05-16 08:24:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Is there a moment in your life when you felt your most elated, most excited, exhilerated, most moved, most enthused, most ecstatic?

Share it.

Mine was after being in sweaty labour for hours, feeling like i couldnt go on a moment longer, and then having my big baby daughter handed to me, her giving a brief "WAHHHHH" and then settling against my chest. NOTHING compares to that for me.

(i am not sure if part of that elation was because the labour was finally over lololol)

Whats yours??

2007-05-16 08:23:43 · 9 answers · asked by Chimera's Song 6 in Polls & Surveys