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Via my good lady from daughter no. 1.


Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

2007-05-16 08:29:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

now that is good but as a man i will tell this joke and reverse the roles but ha ha very funny and a star

2007-05-16 08:40:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Laughing at suffocating a man, until he's dead...

hhhhhhhoooo-hhhhhooooo-hooooo

What a laugh, eh? And if you saw/read anything about violence toward women -- you'd be offended, naturally... right? Of course, its ok to laugh; it's only a joke.

(But seriously folks, in real life the man stands a better chance of being suffocated by the woman's cellulite & flab... hey, ladies.. how about laying-off the Hagen Daz there, and working-in a salad every now & then?) Oh, wait.. that's not funny!! making fun of fat women.. hey, wait... that's unfair of me.

2007-05-16 15:33:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

He could be haveing a wet dream ahhh?

2007-05-16 15:37:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ouch! lol! 10!

2007-05-16 16:12:30 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

casapull… your so funny ! ha so's the joke ! xx

2007-05-18 13:12:32 · answer #5 · answered by shopperholicrachel 3 · 0 0

lmao

2007-05-20 08:55:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahaha

2007-05-16 15:50:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good one

2007-05-16 15:33:40 · answer #8 · answered by bobbyoliviakyle 2 · 0 0

Nice ^_^

Kudo's

2007-05-16 15:44:10 · answer #9 · answered by islandbayy 2 · 0 0

hehe lol

2007-05-16 15:41:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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