Entertainment & Music - 18 May 2007

2007-05-18 23:59:13 · 26 answers · asked by Aleathea 3 in Polls & Surveys

It's a beautiful, warm, spring morning and a man and his wife are

spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose fitting; almost

see through pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps.

The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape

exhibit,they pass in front of a very large, hairy gorilla. Noticing the

girl, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with

one hand(and2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand.

He is obviously excited at the pretty woman in the wavy dress. The

husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny.

He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband

suggests pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She

does, and Mr Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would

wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps

fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr Gorilla is about to

tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up and flashing your minge" he says. This

drives the gorilla absolutely crazy, and now he's doing flips and has a

hard-on like a baseball bat.

Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to the cage, flings

her in with the gorilla, and slams the cage door shut.

"Now tell HIM you've got a headache!

2007-05-18 23:59:00 · 10 answers · asked by barz 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I do you like to be bossed around...

2007-05-18 23:58:57 · 19 answers · asked by Giggagirl 6 in Polls & Surveys

your appetite...

2007-05-18 23:58:15 · 15 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm only asking because mine (the one that isn't arriving for another week) is costing 279 pounds, my symbol thingy isn't working. That's because the cheaper one had already sold out.

2007-05-18 23:57:49 · 26 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

How much do you think you'd be worth?

2007-05-18 23:56:43 · 10 answers · asked by Meatball ;) 3 in Polls & Surveys

i'm asking myself should i run to the shop, but a bar of chocolate, warm it up and suck it from the wrapper when it has melted!

2007-05-18 23:56:00 · 18 answers · asked by homemanager22 6 in Polls & Surveys

N what can we get for you?

Heheeheee

Smile away n have a great morning

Nikita n Oksana

2007-05-18 23:54:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 23:53:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

let me tell you that i like you all and i wish you nice seconds in all minutes of your life! i have exam and i have to go now to study;so bye everybody!

2007-05-18 23:52:09 · 8 answers · asked by star.j 1 in Polls & Surveys

c'mon someone must have seen one at some point

2007-05-18 23:51:41 · 17 answers · asked by leec 3 in Polls & Surveys

I just smashed a lid off my storage jar ! What a mess !

2007-05-18 23:49:09 · 38 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Polls & Surveys

a man walks up to a woman in a bar and says "i have the key to your heart"
woman says "i'd better change the locks"

2007-05-18 23:48:58 · 21 answers · asked by isca_monkey 2 in Jokes & Riddles

If I stock a couple of books by Dr. Suess can I still call it that? The Cat in the Hat seems to appeal to mature readers as well as children.

2007-05-18 23:47:58 · 10 answers · asked by enzyme 305 3 in Polls & Surveys

I"m like this all the time, there are too many instances to name. :(

2007-05-18 23:46:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 23:46:19 · 6 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 23:45:47 · 21 answers · asked by Giggagirl 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 23:45:22 · 3 answers · asked by ♥jg spunk♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

I remember the first time I saw the Jackson 5 on Andy Williams, I couldn't enjoy it because it was these five guys dancing, and two of them were kids, and it just blew a fuse in my head. Next, I saw a picture of Isaac Hayes, and I thought, thats not right. He's bald, and he's wearing sunglasses. Then I saw Sly at Woodstock, and I thought, these guys are about ten years ahead of anybody else in this show.
I finally came to the conclision that black musicians lead the way, as far as popular music is concerned, They always have and they probably alwways will.
BTW, Jimi was my bridge into black music, Thank God.

2007-05-18 23:45:09 · 12 answers · asked by Dr Know It All 5 in Other - Music

Wish my cat a happy birthday, shes 14 today

2007-05-18 23:44:42 · 31 answers · asked by Bruce P 7 in Polls & Surveys

I can name 3 right know that start with S,L, and K. I assure to you that none of them are vulgar.

2007-05-18 23:44:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

personally i would go to london in the early 1900s...

2007-05-18 23:42:52 · 7 answers · asked by Debbie~x~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

Man asks his best friend how he can stay out late with a new girlfriend without getting into trouble or arousing his wife's suspicions."That's easy, just go out with your girlfriend, and when you go home, wear a piece of chalk behind your ear and tell your wife the truth"" Are you sure that will work and she won't kill me?" he asks. After reassurance from his friend he agrees to try it.
He spends the evening with his girlfriend and arrives home with the piece of chalk behind his ear. " where the hell have you been and what have you been up to" says the wife." I have spent the evening making mad passionate love to a beautiful woman"he says." Your a bloody liar, you've been down the pub playing darts!"

2007-05-18 23:42:08 · 11 answers · asked by david d 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-18 23:41:54 · 2 answers · asked by GRAP 1 in Drama

i am a 17 yearold girl;i am in highschool;when i study girls make fun of me;when i get good marks they call me bookworm;so all the time they make me sad.i want to know if the boys are like this too?i mean do you make fun of a boy or a girl if studies well?

2007-05-18 23:39:31 · 9 answers · asked by star.j 1 in Polls & Surveys

i had a potato that had a weird cat face once...

2007-05-18 23:37:31 · 14 answers · asked by maraesa1000 5 in Polls & Surveys

what are the nicest sentenses that you have ever read or see somewhere?it can be from authors or from other people?i really want to know;so please tell me if you know.thanks!

2007-05-18 23:36:25 · 7 answers · asked by star.j 1 in Polls & Surveys

the first one that comes to mind. any one...

2007-05-18 23:36:19 · 53 answers · asked by maraesa1000 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 23:34:56 · 19 answers · asked by Giggagirl 6 in Polls & Surveys

a good neck massage?!! I 've had this pain in the neck for 3 days now! Girl or guy, at this point I don't really care! LOL

2007-05-18 23:32:22 · 5 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys