a man walks up to a woman in a bar and says "i have the key to your heart"
woman says "i'd better change the locks"
2007-05-18 23:48:58 · 21 answers · asked by isca_monkey 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha... gd response
2007-05-19 01:19:50 · answer #1 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every night the guy in the corner was attracting all the girls. The rest of the guys couldn't understand it. The barman couldn't explain it, "He's not handsome," he said, "He's not a flashy dresser and he hardly Say's a word. Just sits there licking his eyebrows."
2007-05-19 00:13:13 · answer #2 · answered by wheeliebin 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VERY MUCH FUNNY LOL
AND IF YOU WILL NOT KEEP WRITING FUNNY JOKES LIKE THIS THEN I GUESS YOU WILL ALSO HAVE TO CHANGE LOCK OF YOUR BRAIN.
ANYWAY GOOD JOKE
SHOULD GET A STAR
AND ALSO SOME EXTRA STARS LIKE******************
10/10
2007-05-18 23:57:10 · answer #3 · answered by kathie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it is an average joke i think...
still, yes the locks should change.
2007-05-19 01:12:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha good one!
2007-05-18 23:57:01 · answer #5 · answered by e-gurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-18 23:54:00 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-05-19 08:34:19 · answer #7 · answered by Tommy Vercetti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im havin a bad day n this is the first one that made me laugh.
thank you
2007-05-19 01:15:29 · answer #8 · answered by sshhh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-05-18 23:52:49 · answer #9 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
better Safe than sorry I guess
2007-05-19 00:58:36 · answer #10 · answered by shazam 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's good
2007-05-19 00:06:51 · answer #11 · answered by Eriol 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋