Man asks his best friend how he can stay out late with a new girlfriend without getting into trouble or arousing his wife's suspicions."That's easy, just go out with your girlfriend, and when you go home, wear a piece of chalk behind your ear and tell your wife the truth"" Are you sure that will work and she won't kill me?" he asks. After reassurance from his friend he agrees to try it.
He spends the evening with his girlfriend and arrives home with the piece of chalk behind his ear. " where the hell have you been and what have you been up to" says the wife." I have spent the evening making mad passionate love to a beautiful woman"he says." Your a bloody liar, you've been down the pub playing darts!"
2007-05-18 23:42:08 · 11 answers · asked by david d 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha.... honesty pays...
2007-05-19 01:43:36 · answer #1 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well all I can say is my B/F better not try that with me...powder on the hands...bowling. chalk behind the ear...darts I know them all. Great joke by the way!
Have a Nice Day!
2007-05-19 00:52:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are u asking if u can get AIDS?!? Or u have aids?!? the two way..... U valueless ahole!!!! How can u take a seat there and say this?!?I heavily desire ur spouse suspects u of cheating and has ur comp tracked for finished info to wipe u out reason ur a grimy SOB!!!
2016-12-17 17:06:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. except that i didnt understand the chalk part!
2007-05-19 00:02:28 · answer #4 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get the chalk part either :(
2007-05-19 00:33:53 · answer #5 · answered by Alisa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-18 23:49:52 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-05-18 23:50:20 · answer #7 · answered by Eriol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that might just work.
2007-05-18 23:58:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-05-18 23:56:37 · answer #9 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2007-05-19 00:19:32 · answer #10 · answered by kathie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋