Entertainment & Music - 18 May 2007

Hi, I have looked round the internet and I have found lots of examples as to what my birthstone is. I am born on the 18th June and I have found a few different possibilities.

1) Rose Quartz
2) Pearl
3) Moonstone

Which is the right one, if any?

Please I really need to know!

2007-05-18 23:31:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? Maybe because all the coats are on the bed.

2007-05-18 23:31:39 · 14 answers · asked by Ruby Tuesday 3 in Polls & Surveys

Hi, I have looked round the internet and I have found lots of examples as to what my birthstone is. I am born on the 18th June and I have found a few different possibilities.

1) Rose Quartz
2) Pearl
3) Moonstone

Which is the right one, if any?

Please I really need to know!

2007-05-18 23:31:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-05-18 23:30:15 · 69 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live alone by the railway? Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, in the bedroom, living room, kitchen, bathroom, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, like doggies, every position imaginable!

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky b*stard - did you get a bj

"no... I never found the head."

2007-05-18 23:30:08 · 11 answers · asked by barz 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-18 23:29:13 · 40 answers · asked by Giggagirl 6 in Polls & Surveys

now its 1:27PM here in kuwait.
yest was our weekend & d whole day was dusty..
i stayed home, cleaned my room, ironed clothes & went out 4 a drive w/my babe....

did u do anythin special yest???

2007-05-18 23:26:49 · 19 answers · asked by 2D1iLuV 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 23:26:16 · 7 answers · asked by Meatball ;) 3 in Polls & Surveys

No specific genre just some good "doof doof" tunes

2007-05-18 23:26:14 · 5 answers · asked by bob 3 in Other - Music

1. flavour of ice cream
2. flavour of yoghurt
3. chocolate
4. song
5. movie
6. food

2007-05-18 23:25:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 23:25:12 · 23 answers · asked by Giggagirl 6 in Polls & Surveys

i munch on crackers while im @ work & then i eat dinner as soon as i get home....

wat abt u???

2007-05-18 23:25:08 · 9 answers · asked by 2D1iLuV 7 in Polls & Surveys

if you are a vegetarian?

2007-05-18 23:22:59 · 15 answers · asked by gone 7 in Polls & Surveys

Did you hear about the latest birth control pill for men?
You take it the day after. It changes your blood type.

Customer asks, "are these time release pills?" The pharmacist replies, "Yes. They begin to work after your cheque clears."

Did you hear about the baby born in the high tech delivery room?
It was cordless!

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie...

A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teeth.
"Aha, caries! I'll have to drill this one out!" says the dentist.
"Oh no, I'd rather have a child!!!" cries the lady.
"In that case, let me adjust the chair first," replies the dentist.

Patient walks into a doctor's office.
Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.
Doctor: Next!

Nurse: Doc, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next!

Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.
Teller: You certainly do. This is a bank.

2007-05-18 23:18:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-18 23:15:14 · 29 answers · asked by Giggagirl 6 in Polls & Surveys

The Scotsman is asleep under a tree near the road. Two women (I won't call them ladies) walk by and say to each other "I've always wondered what's under a Scotsman's kilt -- let's look" So they look. Liking what they saw, they tied a blue ribbon around it. Sometime after they left the Scotsman woke up, looked under his kilt and said?





"Well, laddie, I don't know whut you've bin doin', but I see you've won the firrrst prrrize."

2007-05-18 23:13:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A huge fire had erupted in this apartment block.
At the very top a woman with a kid in her arms was screaming help help

A guy from the crowd stepped forward and said throw the kid down i will catch her
Woman - No you will drop her
Guy - Don't be daft , don't you know who i am ?
Woman - No , who are you ?
Guy - I am Englands goalkeeper , now throw the kid down

With that the woman threw the kid from the window , but a gust of wind caught the child. The guy flew through the air and caught the child in both arms , got up and bounced the child a couple of times before kicking the kid right up the street.

2007-05-18 23:13:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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btw, read the whole thing


As Valentines day was approaching, Charlie decided to buy a special gift for his new girlfriend, Ruth. The couple had not been dating for very long, and so Charlie wanted to make sure the gift was just right. Ruth was always complaining about having cold hands, and so Charlie - after careful consideration - decided a good gift would be a nice pair of gloves.

Charlie took his sister with him to buy the gift - he wanted a woman's opinion. they found a nice pair of gloves at the store, and Charlie's sister purchased a pair of panties at the same time. Unfortunately, the sales clerk got the two items mixed up.

Charlie mailed his Valentine's Day gift to Ruth, accompanied by the following note:

I chose this Valentines Day gift as I noticed that you often don't wear any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen the ones with buttons, but she prefers short ones that are much easier to remove.

These are a lovely colour. The lady at the store where I bought them showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks, and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and they looked quite lovely.

I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time; no doubt, other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow on them lightly before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I'll be kissing them in the future. I hope you'll wear them Friday night for me.

Love,

Charlie

2007-05-18 23:11:27 · 20 answers · asked by girl 3 in Jokes & Riddles

ok, so this came up to me while i was taking a bath...

they say a real friend is the one who is there for you in good and especially the bad times...


then what do you call a friend who is there only for the bad times but not around for the good times?

2007-05-18 23:10:14 · 14 answers · asked by crestfallen 5 in Polls & Surveys

plz help what r ur favorite songs about broken hearts?

2007-05-18 23:09:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-05-18 23:03:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Maybe its best not to read on if u r a strong believer in catholicism or are too young.
dont say i didnt tell u so if u give negative feedback!



















Grumpy from snow white + the seven dwarfs came up to the pope (cathlic church leader) and asked him if there are any midget nuns in the whole of italy.

The pope said no.

Grumpy asked if there were any midget nuns in the whole of europe.

The pope said no

Grumpt asked if there were any midget nuns in the whole of the world.

Again, the pope said no. ' Why do you ask?' the pope asked.

Grumpy looked very sad and went all funny.

Grumpy looked over at the other 6 dwarves, only to hear them shouting ' Grumpy shagged a penguin!!'

sorry if that has offended any1

2007-05-18 22:55:31 · 11 answers · asked by girl 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i have secured 92% in 12th boards with 92% in general english & sociology/anthro.
95% in psychology.
94% in literature in english.

2007-05-18 22:52:55 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pat and Mick working in a sawmill

Pat - Arggggggggg
Mick - What is it ?
Pat - Iv'e cut of my f***ing finger
Mick - What your whole finger ?
Pat - No the one next to it.

Later

Mick - Arghhhhhhhhhhh iv'e cut of my ear
Pat - I'll phone an ambulence for you.

After phoning the ambulence

Pat - They told me i must look for your ear , it may be possible to sew it back on.

After searching

Pat - Look iv'e found it Mick
Mick - That's not mine , mine had a pencil behind it.

2007-05-18 22:52:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

3 religious men were debating how they split the church offerings.

The catholic priest said we draw a circle and throw the taking's in the air ....what goes outside the circle is ours the rest is for God

The greek religious man said we draw a line against the wall, and we throw what stays in front of the line is God's the rest is ours

No no says the Rabbi, this is what we do...we throw ours in the air what comes down is ours the rest is for God.....

2007-05-18 22:48:38 · 8 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-18 22:42:04 · 20 answers · asked by Giggagirl 6 in Polls & Surveys

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life.
Laughing at someone else's can shorten it!









Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper.
It doesn't permanently solve any problems,
But it makes thing more acceptable for awhile.









Laughter is the brush that sweeps away
The cobwebs of the heart.







Laughter is the jam on the toast of life;
It adds flavour, keeps it from becoming too dry,
And makes it easier to swallow.

2007-05-18 22:39:47 · 16 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Ugly Betty is seen as ugly and all this nonsense just because she has a bad dress sense with a curved figure and braces. I love the programme but i feel the ads prior to the show showing many people with red glasses and braces was going a bit far. What do you think?

2007-05-18 22:36:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing
in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "It is 3 o'clock in the morning! He
slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asks his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it's 3 o' clock in the morning and it is pouring out
there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed and goes out into the pouring
rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

2007-05-18 22:33:55 · 28 answers · asked by barz 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-18 22:32:47 · 15 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys