The Scotsman is asleep under a tree near the road. Two women (I won't call them ladies) walk by and say to each other "I've always wondered what's under a Scotsman's kilt -- let's look" So they look. Liking what they saw, they tied a blue ribbon around it. Sometime after they left the Scotsman woke up, looked under his kilt and said?
"Well, laddie, I don't know whut you've bin doin', but I see you've won the firrrst prrrize."
2007-05-18 23:13:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha! Love it! LOL.
Great, great joke! LOL.
2007-05-19 13:02:57 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aAt the Renaissance Faire various years in the past, my female buddy and that i got here across 2 gents wearing kilts. Being slightly tipsy on ale, we jokingly asked to comprehend what they wore under them. They oblidged. protecting my digicam in anticipation they raised their kilts, as I snapped a wonderfully sparkling close-up of epidermis and hair. i will on no account sense the ought to ask back!
2016-12-17 17:06:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke but originally they do not ware anything because during the fighting the cloth is so heavy that it dose not blow up and it is a lot quicker to be able to relieve one self
2007-05-18 23:20:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA lol v funny
plz gimme best answer nd ill star ya ;)
2007-05-18 23:17:27 · answer #4 · answered by accessml 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing is worn under the kilt.
Although well used
2007-05-18 23:29:04 · answer #5 · answered by david d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-18 23:19:31 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that one!
It's even funnier when you listen to the whole song!
Lyrics AND music here http://www.kanyak.com/skilt.html
2007-05-18 23:54:19 · answer #7 · answered by Mathlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...
2007-05-18 23:16:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha,ha thats funni!
2007-05-18 23:19:31 · answer #9 · answered by <33..... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lyrics to a .............. Jim Stafford song???
2007-05-19 01:18:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋