A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing
in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "It is 3 o'clock in the morning! He
slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asks his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it's 3 o' clock in the morning and it is pouring out
there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed and goes out into the pouring
rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
2007-05-18 22:33:55 · 28 answers · asked by barz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao thankyou
2007-05-18 23:06:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! Simply hilarious! Oh, My God! That was so fresh and funny you deserve all the stars you will be getting!!! My star is on the way!
Have a Wonderful Day!!!
2007-05-19 06:38:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's average. I spent most of the joke wondering what a "push" is though but it means a car push. The ending is sorta predictable.
I got one but it's kind of racist so I won't say it...
2007-05-19 05:38:19 · answer #3 · answered by 54JH12043 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You just made my day, I've started to work at 4:00am and here was nothing much to do and very bored. Thank you very much.
2007-05-19 05:41:34 · answer #4 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good twist at the end, but it didn't make me laugh. Maybe I am too tired.
2007-05-19 05:37:27 · answer #5 · answered by blakereik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-19 06:13:05 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it
2007-05-19 05:41:46 · answer #7 · answered by Weed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-05-19 05:40:14 · answer #8 · answered by Eriol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-05-19 05:36:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. Very good.
2007-05-19 05:38:18 · answer #10 · answered by Sunset 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋