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btw, read the whole thing
As Valentines day was approaching, Charlie decided to buy a special gift for his new girlfriend, Ruth. The couple had not been dating for very long, and so Charlie wanted to make sure the gift was just right. Ruth was always complaining about having cold hands, and so Charlie - after careful consideration - decided a good gift would be a nice pair of gloves.
Charlie took his sister with him to buy the gift - he wanted a woman's opinion. they found a nice pair of gloves at the store, and Charlie's sister purchased a pair of panties at the same time. Unfortunately, the sales clerk got the two items mixed up.
Charlie mailed his Valentine's Day gift to Ruth, accompanied by the following note:
I chose this Valentines Day gift as I noticed that you often don't wear any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen the ones with buttons, but she prefers short ones that are much easier to remove.
These are a lovely colour. The lady at the store where I bought them showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks, and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and they looked quite lovely.
I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time; no doubt, other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow on them lightly before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I'll be kissing them in the future. I hope you'll wear them Friday night for me.
Love,
Charlie
2007-05-18 23:11:27 · 20 answers · asked by girl 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was uproariously funny! LMFAO!!!
Charlie Oh, Charlie this is your girl friend's prayer: -
Earthly Father, Full of Grace,
Bless my Charlie's lovely face
And keep his huge c#ck in the right place.
Bless his hair that always curls,
Keep him from f#cking other girls.
Bless his hands that are so long & strong,
Keep them in my pants where they belong.
Bless his eyes that tend to roam,
Keep them from what isn’t shown.
Bless this guy I hope to marry,
Bless his child I hope to carry.
Bless this guy I will always miss,
Bless his lips I love to kiss.
And if he reads this poem of mine,
Bless the thoughts that cross his mind.
And tell him I loved the pantie it is really fine!!!
2007-05-19 00:31:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-17 08:44:08 · answer #2 · answered by lonnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl omg that is soooooo funny I could just imagine the look on ruth's face when she gets them and the letter
2007-05-18 23:16:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny 4 everydody bt its definitely embarassing 4 Ruth
2007-05-19 00:16:02 · answer #4 · answered by nikki 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope Ruth got a laugh as well.
2007-05-18 23:34:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA lol v funny 10/10
plz gimme best answer nd ill star ya ;)
2007-05-18 23:16:37 · answer #6 · answered by accessml 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, freaking funny! Now,he would get a slap from his girlfriend!
2007-05-19 00:24:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic!! Joke of the day - no contest!
2007-05-18 23:21:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Very funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-18 23:15:13 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-05-18 23:15:55 · answer #10 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋