Did you hear about the latest birth control pill for men?
You take it the day after. It changes your blood type.
Customer asks, "are these time release pills?" The pharmacist replies, "Yes. They begin to work after your cheque clears."
Did you hear about the baby born in the high tech delivery room?
It was cordless!
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie...
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teeth.
"Aha, caries! I'll have to drill this one out!" says the dentist.
"Oh no, I'd rather have a child!!!" cries the lady.
"In that case, let me adjust the chair first," replies the dentist.
Patient walks into a doctor's office.
Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.
Doctor: Next!
Nurse: Doc, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next!
Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.
Teller: You certainly do. This is a bank.
2007-05-18 23:18:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA lol v funny 10/10
plz gimme best answer nd ill star ya ;)
2007-05-18 23:24:04 · answer #1 · answered by accessml 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha
2007-05-18 23:37:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good ones!
2007-05-18 23:21:41 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chordless, chair, are the best master pieces!
2007-05-18 23:26:31 · answer #4 · answered by adithya k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offense but that was terrible
2007-05-18 23:38:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good ones!
2007-05-19 12:56:14 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really stupidity
2007-05-18 23:46:21 · answer #7 · answered by THe Specialist 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good jokes.
2007-05-18 23:44:32 · answer #8 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid i agree wid tinker lol!!!
2007-05-18 23:30:32 · answer #9 · answered by Im used 2 it 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
stupid!
2007-05-18 23:24:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋