Pat and Mick working in a sawmill
Pat - Arggggggggg
Mick - What is it ?
Pat - Iv'e cut of my f***ing finger
Mick - What your whole finger ?
Pat - No the one next to it.
Later
Mick - Arghhhhhhhhhhh iv'e cut of my ear
Pat - I'll phone an ambulence for you.
After phoning the ambulence
Pat - They told me i must look for your ear , it may be possible to sew it back on.
After searching
Pat - Look iv'e found it Mick
Mick - That's not mine , mine had a pencil behind it.
2007-05-18 22:52:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im going to be a total GIRL and ask why were they still working after the 1st guy cut his finger off??
;)
2007-05-18 22:56:38 · answer #1 · answered by Joo! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Like it.7/10.
2007-05-22 08:13:49 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These used to be called "Polish Jokes", but that isn't politically correct anymore.
2007-05-19 05:59:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Lovely joke!!! I laffed me fockin' ed off!!!
Have a Lovely Day! A star is on the way!
2007-05-19 06:51:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol!
2007-05-19 05:56:21 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha hehe funny!a star is winging its way to you...
2007-05-19 08:18:45 · answer #6 · answered by ♥cardanja♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry buti dont find the funny.
2007-05-19 06:06:30 · answer #7 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Boyo, boy! LOL. LOL.
2007-05-19 20:09:04 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋