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A huge fire had erupted in this apartment block.
At the very top a woman with a kid in her arms was screaming help help

A guy from the crowd stepped forward and said throw the kid down i will catch her
Woman - No you will drop her
Guy - Don't be daft , don't you know who i am ?
Woman - No , who are you ?
Guy - I am Englands goalkeeper , now throw the kid down

With that the woman threw the kid from the window , but a gust of wind caught the child. The guy flew through the air and caught the child in both arms , got up and bounced the child a couple of times before kicking the kid right up the street.

2007-05-18 23:13:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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2007-05-18 23:18:03 · answer #1 · answered by Zombie Jesus 5 · 0 0

When David beckam scores I drink Becks!

When Kenny Miller scores I drink Miller!

When Peter Scholes scores It's Skoll

Thank God that David Seaman is a Goalie

2007-05-19 09:27:36 · answer #2 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0 0

Ha ha very funny. I am surprised he even caught the child with our reputation!!!


:-)))

2007-05-19 06:19:16 · answer #3 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0 0

Blimey - I remember my mate telling me this at recruit training when i joined the RAF..........IN 1978

2007-05-19 07:08:47 · answer #4 · answered by Trevor h 6 · 1 0

HAHA lol v funny
plz gimme best answer nd ill star ya ;)

2007-05-19 06:18:14 · answer #5 · answered by accessml 2 · 0 1

Ha Ha! Ouch! lol! 10!

2007-05-19 06:18:23 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

v funnny str

2007-05-19 06:34:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

very funny

2007-05-19 06:19:20 · answer #8 · answered by booge 6 · 0 0

hahahaha.funny!lol

2007-05-19 06:29:36 · answer #9 · answered by mark 4 · 0 0

love it! lol!

2007-05-19 06:16:41 · answer #10 · answered by MiZz RuBy 6 · 0 0

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