An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live alone by the railway? Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, in the bedroom, living room, kitchen, bathroom, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, like doggies, every position imaginable!
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky b*stard - did you get a bj
"no... I never found the head."
2007-05-18 23:30:08 · 11 answers · asked by barz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
harley who's answering your cr@p nobody so go back to you on boering section of yahoo answers and hope you next sh#t is a hedgehog
2007-05-19 01:42:39 · update #1
lmao a star for you and ill blow you a kiss mwah x ;0)
2007-05-18 23:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he, very funny!
Oh and harley m, if this site is for questions and is not a 'joke centre' then a) what is the jokes & riddles section for and b) why are you reading the jokes in the first place? If you don't like them don't read them.
2007-05-19 00:28:17 · answer #2 · answered by Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as the body was still warm and not stiff
2007-05-18 23:34:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe funny but really scary lol 10/10!!
2007-05-18 23:35:49 · answer #4 · answered by Ghost♂ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Mean but funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-18 23:33:12 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!
ewwwwwwww necrophiliac!!!!
buh yeah,
hahahhahahahahah!
2007-05-18 23:34:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant very funny
2007-05-20 08:29:41 · answer #7 · answered by jambo p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2007-05-19 00:23:27 · answer #8 · answered by kathie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do not you this site as a joke center this is for questions and keep it this way got it? LAME!
2007-05-18 23:33:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 6⤋
ha ha ha ha ha.....
not my kind of gross. i give you 8
2007-05-18 23:32:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋